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Alam ba ninyo?

Posted by raredog in Pinoy Jokes etc.., ... | 05.11.2006 - 1:20 pm

alam ba ninyo na ang paniki ay laging kaliwa ang tinutungo at nililikuan sa tuwing lalabas ng kuweba?

alam ba ninyo na ang mga Dalmatians ay ipinapanganak talagang walang batik-batik?

alam ba ninyo na ang kauna-unahang VCR na nalikha noong 1956 ay kasing laki ng isang piano?

alam ba ninyo The world’s best-selling phone, the Nokia 3310 / 3330 sold 126 million units from its launch in 2000 until its “retirement” earlier this year. For comparison, the combined total of all Nokia phones sold between 1991 and 1998 is 100 million.

If all the Nokia 3310/3330 phones sold were laid end-to-end, the line would stretch over 13,500 kilometers.

alam ba ninyo na ang ipis ay di makalakad ng paatras?

Alam nyo ba na kinakamot lang pala ang itlog para maging maalat?

alam nyo ba na ang pusa kahit ihagis mo ng patihaya pagbagsak nya sa lupa eh nakatayo pa rim sya.

alam nyo ba na ang UTOT ay 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, at 9% carbon dioxide?

alam ba ninyo na gwapo ako?

alam nyo ba na yung Premarin a drug which aids in the prevention and management of osteoporosis, and treats vasomotor symptoms and vaginal dryness associated with menopause is made from a horse urine

alam ba ninyo?

..na umaandar pa ATARI+FAMILY COMPUTER+SEGA MEGA Drive+Pentium 100mhz ko?

Did you know that the penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation?

Alam nyo ba na ang pilik mata ay karugtong ng buhok sa pwet?
try nyo bumunot ng isang buhok sa pwet nyo siguradong mapapapikit ka hehehe…

alam nyo ba na ang taong left-handed ay pwedeng maging magaling na swordsman?

alam ba ninyo na laging nasa kanan ang butones ng damit ng mga lalake at laging nasa kaliwa naman ang butones sa mga babae?

alam nyo ba na dalawang-daang milyong magkapareha ang nagtatalik sa isang araw?, apat na raang libo naman ang ipinapanganak na bata, at isandaan apatnapu ang namamatay?

Did you know that the human head contains 22 bones?

More movies are produced in India than in Hollywood

Did you know that there are 92 known cases of nuclear bombs lost at sea?

Did you know that if you hit a diamond with a hammer, it breaks?

alam ba ninyo na everytime we sneeze the air travels out of our mouth for at least 40miles/hr.

Alam nyo ba ang pinakamabising Gamot sa Diarrhea eh Mais???

Kainin nyo yung mais tapos pag ubos na….isaksak nyo sa pwet nyo yung buong mais….in that case hindi na lalabas yung dumi…..

Alam nyo ba na Hinde kayo makakagawa ng Folder na pangalan is “CON” sa kahit na anong Windows Operating system na computer??.try it..gawa kayo folder tapos name it as CON.

alam nyo ba kung bakit may padlock pa ang 7/11 stores eh 24 hours open naman sila??

alam ba ninyo na ang karaniwang tao ay tumatawa ng labingtatlong beses sa isang araw?

alam ba ninyo na tanging ang rabbit at loro ang uri ng hayop na kayang lingunin ng buo ang kanyang likuran?

alam ba ninyo na ang pagnguya ng chewing gum habang naghihiwa at nagbabalat ng sibuyas ay hindi nakakaluha ng mata?

Alam nyo ba na Seahorse na lalake ang nanganganak nabubuntis at hindi babae.

alam ba ninyo na si Batista ng WWE ay half filipino at half greek?

a broken watch isn’t exactly useless..
it tells you the exact time when it was broken. :)

alam ba ninyo na54 ang butas ng SKYFLAKES

Alam nyo ba na fish scales are an ingredient in making lipstick.

alam niyo ba na kapag ipinaghalo ang tide at mr. clean.. hindi bubula..?
pero pag hinaluan mo ng tubig saka pa lang bubula…hehehe

alam ba ninyo na pwede gawing temporary brake fluid ng kotse niyo ang sprite..?

alam ba ninyo na dalawa ang utak ng ipis..?

Alam ba ninyo na bukod sa Greenland and Antarctica, Ireland and New Zealand are the only island countries without snakes?

Alam nyo ba ang tawag sa maliit na goat? ……………….
Edi kapiranggoat. :)

Eto daw ang mga kadalasang linyang nabibigkas ng isang babae sa kasagsagan ng date..
1. I`m not that kind of a girl

2. Ano b naman yang kamay mo!!

3. FRiends na lng tayo

4. Kung alam lng ng nanay ko ang ginagawa ko patay ako

5. Sabi na nga ba, dito din ang bagsak natin

6. Love mo lng ako dahil dito

7. Kaya pala lagi mo kong pina- iinom

8. Ayoko dito

9. Kala ko iba ka

10. Wala pa ko sa mood

11. I`ll hate myself in te morning

12. Talagang hindi kita mapapagkatiwalaan

13. Ano kaya sasabihin ko sa amin

14. E saan?? ayoko sa motel ha

15. San ba may bukas pang mercury?

Lastly, SANdali patayin ko muna cel ko

alam nyo ba mga guys:

Kung papano na Kuha ni Ervin “Magic” Johnson ang kanyang HIV virus?

because:

He was Playing with “Larry’s Bird”…hehehehehe

alam nyo ba na ang lason walang expiration date?

ALAM NYO BA..

kung bakit NERO burning software?

because it was nero who burned the city of ROME kaya naging NERO buring ROM.

haha! Burn baby Burn!!!

alam ba ninyo? . . . . .

That individuals who laugh with “hehehe” loves SeX . . .
and those who laugh with “hahaha” are intelligent creatures . . .

. . . wala lang !

hehehe . . .

este hahaha pala!

Alam ba ninyo na mahina ang bentahan ng Colgate sa mga Kastilahing bansa?

Kasi naman ang kahulugan sa kanila ng salitang Colgate ay “sige magbigti ka ng sarili”.. :-)

Source: http://www.tipidpc.com/viewtopic.php?tid=55095&page=1

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2 responses on "Alam ba ninyo?" »

mhau
Posted on September 25, 2007

may masabi ka lang masaya ka na… hahaha…

yana
Posted on September 25, 2007

how come???
eh, ikaw….

if your a cactus, why???

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