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Funny Business Signs

Posted by raredog in Pinoy Jokes etc.., ... | 07.05.2008 - 8:33 am

*PLASTIC SURGEON IN CALIFORNIA — “Let Us Pick Your Nose!”

*FUNERAL HOME IN NEVADA — “Drive Carefully. We’ll Wait.”

*AUTO DEALERSHIP IN TEXAS — “The Best Way To Get Back On Your Feet Is To Miss A Car Payment.”

*GYNECOLOGIST IN NEW YORK — “Dr. Jones, At Your Cervix.”

*TIRE SHOP IN UTAH –”Invite Us To Your Next Blowout.”

*ON AN ELECTRICIAN’S TRUCK IN MONTANA — “Let Us Remove Your Shorts.”

*SACKS 4TH AVENUE IN MANHATTAN –”You Could Shop Here If You Were Poor, But That Would Be Stupid.”

*ELECTRONICS WORLD IN FLORIDA — “You’ve Got Questions, We’ve Got Geeks.”

*B.B. GUN STORE IN TEXAS –”Keeping Kids Off Your Lawn For 40 Years.”

*CONDOM FACTORY IN PENNSYLVANIA — “Extra long is our specialty.”

*PSYCHIATRIST’S OFFICE IN MAINE — “Consciousness. That Annoying Time Between Naps.”

*SEX THERAPIST’S OFFICE IN NEBRASKA — “Bisexuality Immediately Doubles Your Chances For A Date.”

*SEX CHANGE SURGEON’S OFFICE IN ILLINOIS– “Eat, Drink and Be Mary.”

*COUPLE’S THERAPIST IN NEW JERSEY –”Marriage: Cures Your Fear Of Being Alone.”

*LOCAL BREWERY IN GEORGIA — “Beer Is The Proof God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy.”

*SPORTS SHOE STORE IN MICHIGAN — “Just Buy It, You Tub Of Lard.”

*TIRE STORE IN WEST VIRGINIA — “We Skid You Not.”

*PLASTIC SURGEON IN MASSACHUSETTS — “The Breast Is Yet To Come.”

*ELEVATOR OPERATORS’ UNION IN CHICAGO — “We Do It Going Up And Down.”

*FINANCIAL ANALYST’S OFFICE IN FLORIDA — “Bankers Do It With Interest.”

*LAWYER’S OFFICE IN OREGON — “We Do It In Our Briefs!”

*STATE DEPARTMENT OFFICE IN WASHINGTON D.C. — “Diplomacy Is The Art Of Saying ‘Nice Doggie’ Until You Find A Rock.”

*U.S. MINT IN WASHINGTON D.C. –”Blessed Are the Young, For They Shall Inherit The National Debt.”

*MANHOOD ENLARGEMENT SPECIALIST IN VIRGINIA — “We make mountains out of molehills.”

*HOT CHESTNUT VENDOR IN MANHATTAN — “For toasty nuts, try us.”

*TAX ACCOUNTANT IN IDAHO –”Many Happy Returns.”

*VACUUM CLEANER SHOP IN VERMONT — “We Suck!”

*LAWN SERVICE IN VIRGINIA — “Let Us Kiss Your Grass.”

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