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1. A BEER DOESN’T GET JEALOUS WHEN YOU GRAB ANOTHER BEER.

1. A BEER DOESN’T GET JEALOUS WHEN YOU GRAB ANOTHER BEER.2. WHEN YOU GO TO A BAR YOU KNOW YOU CAN ALWAYS PICK UP A BEER.

3. A BEER WON’T GET UPSET IF YOU COME HOME AND SMELL BEER ON YOUR BREATH.

4. YOU DON’T HAVE TO WINE AND DINE A BEER.

5. IF YOU POUR A BEER RIGHT YOU’LL ALWAYS GET A GOOD HEAD.

6. HANGOVERS GO AWAY.

7. WHEN YOU’RE FINISHED WITH A BEER THE BOTTLE IS STILL WORTH 5 CENTS.

8. YOU DON’T HAVE TO WASH A BEER BEFORE IT TASTES GOOD.

9. A BEER ALWAYS GOES DOWN EASY.

10. YOU CAN SHARE A BEER WITH YOUR MATES AND STILL FEEL HAPPY ABOUT IT.

11. BEER IS ALWAYS WET.

12. YOU ALWAYS KNOW YOU’RE THE FIRST ONE TO POP A BEER.

13. A FRIGID BEER IS A GOOD BEER.

14. YOU CAN HAVE MORE THAN ONE BEER AND NOT FEEL GUILTY.

15. YOU CAN ENJOY A BEER ANYTIME, BCOZ IT HAS NO PERIOD.

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