I dunno what came up to my mind when I saw this arrow sign on a gas station somewhere in Telabastagan City, San Fernando, Pampanga. It just popped haha!

Pee-saway in Meeh!

I saw this sign on a tree and the rest is peestory! (don’t worry, I only acted as if I was peeing hee hee)

Photographer in Me

Apparently the owner of the sign were nowhere to be found, that I got the time to posed as if I was asking anyone for a photo shot for a measly five bucks hehe! (Good thing no one approach me haha!)

This is only a partial PC with one GREAT component; The Power supply is a fanless heatpiped Thermaltake with that weighs so much that you would need a doctor if you dropped it on your foot.

PROCESSOR: Intel Pentium4 2.8GHz LGA775. It is fast enough to be useful. Not a dual core processor although you will not notice.

POWER SUPPLY: ThermalTake 350W fanless heatpiped power supply that cost more than this entire system costs now. Look:

Maxx6740 suggests that I sell this by itself. Look at it here .

If someone wants it, I”ll have to break up these components. It would be good for an HTPC, but you can get more efficient ones today for P2000. Also, it is not the Active Power Correction variety.

Because it has no fan, I have two fans on the back of the case although I only have one powered.

MOTHERBOARD: ECS P4M800-M7 motherboard with integrated graphics, sound, and network. It is nothing special except that it works and came with Windows XP from another box.

RAM: 1GB of DDR400 (512×2) DUAL pair by Crucial. I bought the two Dimms long ago and they have nice heat sinks, but they are old tech by now. The other pair of these I just sold for P750 and they attract a lot of interest.

HARD DISK: Two old 120GB Maxtor drives. They have not failed me in 5 years, but I can read; they have a bad reputation. Therefore, I copied one onto the other as a kind of backup insurance.

OPERATING SYSTEM: this Motherboard and HD came from a system that had Windows XP Pro. I can\\\’t find the CD. I\\\’ll edit this post if I find it.

CASE: OMG!!!! It is pathetic. You should hide this computer from your friends. This case is so cheap and flimsy that I am afraid to pick it up unless the side panels are fixed with two screws each. To make matters worse, I drilled many holes in it; that is duct tape you see in the picture to cover some of the holes.

CD DRIVE: some cheap samsung CD only.

KETCHUP: There is no ketchup. You might see DelMonte Sweet Chili Sauce. I have grown to like it. Does anyone have any DelMonte Sweet n Sour sauce?

TO REITERATE: This PC does not run on Ketchup as fuel. I\’ve heard that it does like to feed on small children though……………

I break down the components this way:

Case 0800

ram 0750

PS 1500

CPU 0800

MB 0800

HDs 1600

CD 300

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total 6450

I have a Watt meter and I find this system. It consumes 75 Watts when idle under Windows XP Pro with only one drive powered. Electricity is expensive.

I will try to add SOLD to this post when it is sold.

This computer needs a display, a keyboard, a and a mouse to be complete.

I am pricing this to be a deal. IF I DO NOT LIKE YOU, I WILL NOT SELL MY NICE COMPUTER CASE TO YOU. Tell me why I should sell to you.

Thanks to all viewers for not texting me too much.

DO NOT CALL AS I CANNOT HEAR MUCH, but DO NOT TEXT ME LIGHTLY! I do not like texting.

Use English only in text of

UGLY and tell me why I should be nice to you.

to me at 0921 368-**09 or message me here.

The best times to get a response would be from 7AM to 12 NOON and 7PM to 10PM.

gotcha!!!

I have this certain fondness towards cosplaying, though I have not cosplayed yet, I can see how fun it is through camcorder shots in youtube. It’s so clear, and you can see how big their[cosplayers] smiles are, as they bring to life different characters from movies and cartoons. Most specially Japanese manga or anime.

In cosplaying you may choose to be a hero or a villain, but this creative robber from Chase Bank in New York (Image above), chose the evil side and played as Darth Vader. The first time I’ve seen this posted in my facebook I thought it’s just another comedy act, even the Bank’s customer thought it was just a joke until he was ordered to drop.

Darth Vader seemed to have suffered the recession and got desperate enough to rob a bank, to refuel his ship maybe. According to news, Darth Vader escaped using a motorbike instead of a ship, and the only clue the police have at the moment is he’s 6-feet-tall.

The bartender says, “What’s wrong with Schlitz, don’t you like it?

The man says, “I hate that shit”. Last night I drank a whole case of Schlitz and blew chunks.

The bartender says, “You drink a case of any beer  you’re surely going to blow chunks”.

You don’t understand said the man, Chunks is my dog.

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A guy went to the doctor because he was concerned about his sexuality.

Patient: “Doctor, I’m worried, I think I may be gay.”

Doctor: “Well, take off your pants and we’ll run a couple of tests.”

The man does so and the doctor grabs his p3nis.

Doctor: “Say ’55.’”

Patient: “55.”

The doctor then grabs his balls.

Doctor: “Say ’55.’”

Patient: “55.”

Doctor: Now, turn around and bend over.

The patient does so, and the doctor sticks his finger up his ass.

Doctor: “Say ’55.’”

Patient: “1…..2……3…..”

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The company president called the chief security guard into his office.

“Chuck, we’ve received a complaint from one of the employees that you are making obscene sexual

comments and putting your hands where they don’t belong.

These unwanted advances will have to stop.”

Chuck looked down at his feet and mumbled, “I’m sorry, Sir. I won’t’ do it again.”

The company president said, “I’m sure Ms. Jones will be happy to hear that.” Chuck’s face lit up.

“Ms Jones?!!!!

I was afraid that Bob in Accounting was complaining!!!!”

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A married man was visiting his “girlfriend” when she requested that he shave his beard. “Oh

James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face.”
James replied, “My wife loves this beard, I couldn’t possibly do it, she would kill me!!”

“Oh please?” the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice…

“Oh really, I can’t,” he replies…”My wife loves this beard!!”

The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in.

That night James crawls into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.

The wife is awakened, somewhat feels his face and replies “Oh Michael, you shouldn’t be here, my husband will be home soon!”

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A little boy walks into his parents’ room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes out to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, “What were you and Dad doing?”

The mother replies, “Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it.” “Your wasting your time,” said the boy.

“Why is that?” the mom asked puzzled.

“Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up.”

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In Flight Refreshment
An elderly doctor and a Baptist minister were seated next to each
other on the plane.

The plane was delayed at the start due to some technical problems. Just after taking off, the pilot offered his apologies to the passengers and announced that a round of free drinks would be served.

When the charming air-hostess came round with the trolley, the doctor ordered a gin and tonic for himself. The hostess then asked the minister whether he wanted anything. He replied, “Oh No! Thank you. I would rather commit adultery than drink alcohol.”

The elderly doctor promptly handed his gin and tonic back to the air-hostess said, “Madam, I did not know there was a choice.”

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A boy takes his girlfriend home after going out together.

When they reach the front door, he leans against the wall with one hand and says, “Sweetie, why don’t you give me a blowjob?”
GirL: “What? You’re crazy!”
Boy: “Don’t worry, it will be quick, no problem.”
Girl: “No!! Someone may see — a relative, a neighbor…”
Boy: “At this time of the night? No one will show up…”
Girl: “I’ve already said No, and NO!”
Boy: “Honey, it’s just a small blowie…I know you’d like it, too…”
Girl: “No! I’ve said NO!”
Boy: “My love… Don’t be like that…”

At this moment, the girlfriend’s younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown with her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes, she says, “Dad says either you have to blow him, I have to blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a blowj0b himself, but for God’s sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom!”

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3 men die and go to heaven. At the gates, they meet St Peter who tells them

‘Before you come in here, you have to answer one question. According to how you answer the question you will get a mode of transport. The mode of transport you have determines your status in heaven, do you understand?’

‘yes’ answer the men

‘ok’ says Peter and he turns to the first man. ‘Tell me truthfully, how many times have you had an affair???’

‘Well’ said the first man ‘I must admit I’ve had an affair 5 times’

‘You get a bicycle then’ said Peter and off the man goes into heaven

The second man answers, ‘I’ve had an affair 2 times’ and so he gets a mini cooper and goes off into heaven

Finally the last man answers ‘I can honestly say I have never had an affair in my life, I love my wife’ and so he gets a brand new bmw and goes off into heaven.

A time later, the first man sees the last man sat next to his brand new bmw crying.

‘What could possibly be wrong, you have this wonderfull car?’ asks the first man.

‘It’s not that, I think that’s great’ says the man crying, ‘it’s just that I’ve just seen my wife go by on a skateboard!’

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A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said,
“If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up

again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful Princess,

I will stay with you for one week.”

The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the

pocket. The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a

Princess, I’ll stay with you and do *anything* you want.”

Again the boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally the frog asked, “What is it? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful Princess,

that I’ll stay with you for a week and do *anything* you want. Why won’t

you kiss me?”

The boy said, “Look, I’m a computer programmer. I don’t have time for

girlfriends, but a talking frog is really cool.”

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1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it’s cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don’t we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It’s more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there’s a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4” bigger.
13. It’s ok, we’ll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there’s an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it’ll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn’t know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won’t take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. ####, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don’t we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn’t know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it’s hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I’ll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It’s a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you’re supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where’s the rest of it?

Is there something on your mind you that you want to add to the list?

1) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting a tomato in a fruit salad.

2) The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

3) Children: You spend the first two years of their life teaching them how to walk and talk. The next sixteen? Spent telling them to sit down and shut up.

4) He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

5) My mother never realized the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

6) Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

7) I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

8 ) Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.

9) If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.

10) To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

11) I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

12) Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

13) We live in a society where pizza gets to your house faster than the police.

14) A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On

my desk, I have a work station.

15) I should’ve known it wasn’t going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I’m a Libra and she’s a bitch.

16) How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

17) I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

18) A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

19) I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?”

20) The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

21) Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

22) Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

23) Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

24) The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

25) Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

26) God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

27) I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was blaming you.

28) Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

29) Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

30) Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

31) Some people say “If you can’t beat them, join them”. I say “If you can’t beat them, beat them”, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

32) Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

33) We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

34) A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

35) Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

36) Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others… whenever they go.

37) I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

38) I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.

39) War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.

40) Ang hindi lumingon sa pinanggalingan, me STIFF NECK!

Girl: Diyos ko! 3 meals a day ba? Akala ko 3 males a day eh!!!

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May nagpapa-translate sa akin ng signage sa tagalog: “Emergency Exit”

ang sabi ko, “MADALING LABASAN…? Tama ba? Parang bastos ata.

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Lalake: Pag tayo na, magkasama na nating haharapin ang mga problema.

Babae: Pero wala naman akong problema..

Lalake: Kasi nga, hindi pa tayo. Wag ka excited!!

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Sa Sauna:

Sa Hospital…

Attendant: Sir, gusto mo ng tirafi?

Guest: Anong tirafi? Baka therapy?

Attendant: Tirafi po talaga sir. After you tira me, you give me fee. uki?

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Mr: Hon, buksan mo ang pinto!

Mrs: Sori, hindi pwede. Wala akong suot.

Mr.. (tumawa) ok lang. Wala akong kasama.

Mrs: Ako, meron!

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Tip for a long life:

Wag mo isusulat name mo sa condolence book pag dumalaw ka sa patay. Kasi pagkatapos ng libing nagkakaron ng raffle kung sinong susunod….. .

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Guro: Pedro late kana naman..

Pedro: Late po kasi relo ko.

Guro: Problema ba yun. E di i-advance mo.

Pedro: Sige po.

Guro: Oh, saan ka pupunta?

Boy: uwian na po!

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Mrs: Kung alam ko lang di sana ako nagpakasal sa iyo! ABS ka!

Mr: Anong ABS?

Mrs: Alak, Babae, Sugal!!

Mr: Eh ikaw CBN!

Mrs: CBN?

Mr: Chismosa, Bungangera, Nagger!.

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May dalawang lalaki sabay nag jogging:

Guy 1: Pre, doctor ako.. Kaya ako tumatakbo kasi HEALTH conscious ako! Ikaw pre?

Guy 2: Snatcher pre! WEALTH conscious ako.

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Bakit binaril ng bobo ang girlfriend nya?

Kasi sinubukan nya kung totoong FIRST LOVE NEVER DIES!

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Pasahero: Mama, dahan-dahan lang po. Alalahanin nyo na palaging nakasunod sa atin ang disgrasya!

Drayber: E, kaya ko nga binibilisan para di tayo abutan!

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(sa isang turo-turo):

Customer: Manang, meh langaw sa arrozcaldo ko!

Tindera: Hello! Sa halagang P5.00 anong ini-expect mo….manok?

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Tom: Alam mo pare, my new wife is a sex object!

Jerry: Wow! Maganda pala ang napangasawa mo pre!

Tom: Hindi naman. But everytime I want to have sex, she objects!

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PO 1: Bakit po K-9 ang tawag sa malalaking aso, sir!

SUPT: Syempre pag tinawag mo silang K10,
hindi na sila aso

PO 1: Ano na sila sir?

SUPT: maliit na pusa…

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Anak: Nay, yung girlfriend ko hindi naniniwala sa langit at impierno.

Nanay: Sige, pakasalan mo anak, ipatikim mo sa kanya ang langit, ako na ang bahala sa impierno.

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A husband asked his wife, “What do you like most in me, my macho face or my sexy body?

The wife looked at him from head to toe and replied, “I like your sense of humor”.

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Russian: Sir, we got huge order from USA for 16 inches condoms. I think it is to embarrass us.

Putin: No problem! Complete the order and mark them SMALL SIZE!

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A guy picks up a girl for a date.

“Why are you wearing your belt around your knee?

Girl: I promised mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt..

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This two funny pictures made my day! One is a drunk local cat who seems to gulp a bottle of The Bar. While the other one was taken I think from a neighboring Asian country, based from its plate number. A carabao as a backride haha!

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1st night, lola wears see thru dress, lolo didn’t react…
2nd night, lola wear t-back, lolo still deadma…
3rd night, lola all naked, lolo said, “Ano ba yang suot mo, gusto-gusot!”

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TEACHER: We are descendants of Adam and Eve!
STUDENT: That’s not true! My dad says we are descendants of an Ape!
TEAHCER: We are not talking about your family OKAY!

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THE OBEDIENT WIFE

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife, “When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the after life with me.”

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, “Wait just a minute!” She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket.

Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.

So her friend said, “Girl, I know you weren’t fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband.”

The loyal wife replied, “Listen, I’m a Christian I can’t go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.”

“You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!?”

“I sure did,” said the wife. “I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it.”

Amen, Sister!

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A man who just died is delivered to the mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the
deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit.

She gives the mortician a blank check and says, “I don’t care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing”.

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly. She says to the mortician, “Whatever this cost, I’m very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I’m very grateful. How much did you spend” ?

To her astonishment, the mortician presents her with the blank check. “There’s no charge” he says. “No really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit” she says. “Honestly, ma’am”, the mortician says, “it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband’s size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice…

… So I just switched heads.”

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Bullfight Buffet

A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day.

The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge plate, which the tourist eats with relish. The next day he goes to the same restaurant again, once again orders the specialty of the day, and he is brought two very big balls on a huge plate. It tastes even more scrumptious.

The third day he does the same and the fourth, but on the fifth day he goes to the restaurant and orders the specialty of the day, and they bring him two very small balls on a big plate. The man asks, “What gives?”

And the waiter says, “Senor, the bullfighter doesn’t always win!”

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Satisfaction

There was an older man who’d married a younger woman. All was going well… except in the bedroom. He couldn’t last long enough to satisfy her. She said it didn’t matter but he knew it was getting her down. So he went to the doctor and asked for help.

The doctor recommended that he satisfy himself before they have sex — that way, he’d last longer. The next day, the man planned on ravishing his wife when he came home, and decided to please himself on the way. So he pulled over onto a quiet road. But he couldn’t just sit there in his car having a wank, so he decided to lie under the car and pretend that he was fixing he car. He crawled under the car, closed his eyes, imagined his wife naked, and started wanking. After a while he felt something tugging at his jeans.

“Sir, this is the police. Would you mind telling us what you’re doing?”
Not wanting to lose this wonderful image of his wife he kept his eyes closed.

“I’m just fixing the axle of my car, officer.”

“Well, while you’re down there you’d better check the brakes. Your car has crashed into a tree half a mile down the road!”

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Country Politics

A busload of politicians was driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer’s barn.

The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.

The old farmer told him he had buried them.

The sheriff asked the old farmer, “Lordy, they were ALL dead?”

The old farmer said, “Well, some of them said they weren’t, but you know how crooked politicians lie.”