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When making blog posts inside our home or office has become so boring. Nothing beats outdoor blogging. Its like bonding nature and technology. Sun is shining, gentle breeze flowing and a glass of iced tea beside you while working on your article. Kinda cool isn’t it?

I am actually planning for it this weekend to setup a small and cozy nook at our backyard. I don’t have a wifi router right now but I have a used UTP cable just long enough to reach my laptop outside. Now all I need is a patio furniture covers just in case rain decided to drop by.

outdoors backyard patio laptop

A touching story about a father and his son.

..A man came home from work late,  tired and irritated, to find his 5-yearold son waiting for him at the  door.

SON:   “Daddy, may I ask you a question?” 
DAD:   “Yeah sure, what it  is?” replied the man.
SON:   “Daddy, how much do you make an  hour?”
DAD:   “That’s none of your business. Why do you ask  such athing?” the man said angrily. 
SON:   “I just want to  know.. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?”
DAD:   “If you must know, I make $20.00 an hour.”
SON:   “Oh,” the little boy replied, with his head down. 
SON:   “Daddy, may I please  borrow $10.00 ?” 

The father was furious, “If the  only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a  silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to  your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I  work hard everyday for such this childish behaviour.”  The little boy quietly went to his  room and shut the door.The man sat down and started to get even  angrier about the little boy’s questions. How dare he ask such questions  only to get some money? After about an hour or so, the man had  calmed down, and started to think: Maybe there was something he really  needed to buy with that $10.00 and he really didn’t ask for money very often. The man went to thedoor of the little boy’s room and opened the door.”Are you asleep, son?” He asked.”No daddy, I’m awake,”  replied the boy.  “I’ve been thinking, maybe I was  too hard on you earlier” said the man.” It’s been a long day and I  took out my aggravation on you. Here’s the $10.00 you  asked for.”The little boy sat straight up, smiling. “Oh, thank you  daddy!” He yelled.
 
Then, reaching under his pillow he  pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man saw that the boy already had  money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his  money, and then looked up at his father.    “Why do you want more money if you already have some?” the father grumbled.”Because I didn’t have  enough, but now I do,” the little boy replied. “Daddy, I  have  $20.00 now. Can I buy an hour of your  time?  Please come home early tomorrow. I  would like to have dinner with you.” The father was crushed. He put  his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness.

It’s just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having  spent sometime with those who really matter to us, those close to our  hearts.  Do remember to share  that $20.00 worth  of your time with someone you love. If we die tomorrow, the company  that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for  the rest of their lives. 

I like to share this quote too by Charles Wadsworth - By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.

Happy Father’s Day Papa Pidiong - I hope your in good health always and that you think of me too. I love you!

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY TO ALL THE DADDY’S IN WORLD!!!

  Misis : Darling, ano ang tawag sa isang asawa na sexy,
          maganda, hindi selosa, mapagmahal, masipag, mapagkalinga, masarap
          magluto?

  Mister: Guni-guni!

        ***

  TANONG: Paano mo sasabihin sa isang babae na mataba siya
                nang hindi siya mababastos?

  SAGOT: ‘Uhm, excuse me, miss…Mang Tomas ba ang lotion
                mo?’  < oink! >

        ***

   Aanhin ko ang napakalaking bahay, mamahaling sasakyan,
   milyun-milyong kayamanan, at masasarap na pagkain kung
   ang kapit-bahay ko ang may-ari ng mga iyun?! Ngeks!

        ***

   Nanay: Ano ‘tong malaking zero sa test paper mo?

   Anak : Hindi po ‘yan zero, ‘Nay. Naubusan lang ng star
          ang teacher ko kaya binigyan niya ako ng moon! Moon lang ‘yan,
          ‘Nay,promise!

        ***

        Mga sikat na salawikain:

        Better late than pregnant.
        Kapag may tiyaga, good luck!
        Aanhin pa ang damo…kabayo ba ako?
        Do unto others, then, run! Run! Run!
        Ang hindi magmahal sa sariling wika ay
        lumaki sa ibang bansa.
        Ang lalaking nagigipit, sa bakla kumakapit.

        ***

        Guro: Sino si Jose Rizal?

        Juan: Di ko po kilala.
        Guro: Ikaw Pepe?
        Pepe: Di ko rin po kilala…
        Guro: Di nyo kilala si Jose Rizal?
        Pedro: Ma’m, baka po sa kabilang section sya!

        ***

        Paano humamon ng AWAY ang …
        BULAG?
        Magpakita kayo mga Duwag!

        DULING?
        Isa Isa Lang! para patas ang Laban!

        PILAY?
        Patay kung Patay! Walang Takbuhan!

        ***

        Pedro: Pare balita ko bading ka daw. totoo ba?!
        Ambo: Pare, Mga chismax lang ‘yun galing sa mga chuvanes
              na walang magawa sa mga chenilyn nila….  chura nila! hmpf!

        ***

        Boy: Di na tuloy ang kasal natin
        Girl: Bakit?!
        Boy: Kuya mo kasi eh!
        Girl: Hindi no! Gusto ka ng Kuya ko!
        Boy: Yun nga eh…gusto ko rin ang kuya mo!

        ***

        BALIW (tumawag sa mental hospital):
               Hello… may tao po ba sa Room 168?

        Telephone Operator: Wala po, bakit?
        Baliw: Check ko lang kung nakatakas talaga ako!

        ***

        Bigo ka ba sa luv? eto ang mga BEST partners :

        Kuba: Mapagkumbaba
        Pilay: Hindi ka tatakbuhan
        Bulag: walang paki sa looks mo
        Pipi: Hindi nagbibitiw ng bad words
        Duling: Hindi ka hahayaang mag-isa!

        ***

        American guy named Paul challenged a Filipino:
        American: Use my name 4 times in a sentence!
        Pedro: Paul, be carePaul, you might Paul in the swimming Paul.

        ***

        Quote for the Day…

        Ang Buhay ay parang bato… it is HARD !!

        ***

        Love is a hidden fire, a pleasant sore, a soothing pain,
        an agreeable torment, a sweet wound, in short - a gentle death! Ang
        lalim! Grabe…! Dati Love is blind lang, eh!

        ***

        Mister: Di ko na kaya problema ko!
        Misis:  Hon, problema natin ito, tayo ang magkasama sa
                buhay, lahat ng problema mo problema ko… ano problema natin?
        Mister: Nabuntis ko si Inday!
        Misis:  Ngeee       

        ***

        Kapag may kaaway ka, tandaan mo…dito lang ako… dito
        lang talaga ako…tapos dyan ka lang, wag kang pupunta dito! Baka
        madamay ako..   

        ***

        Prospective Employer to Applicant:
        ‘So why did you leave your previous job?’

        Applicant: ‘The company relocated and they did not tell
                    me where!’

        ***

        Juan: Birthday ng asawa ko…
        Pedro: Ano regalo mo?
        Juan: Tinanong ko kung ano gusto niya.
        Pedro: Ano naman sinabi?
        Juan: Kahit ano basta yung may DIAMOND.
        Pedro: Ano binigay mo?

        Juan: Ha, eh di, …..  Baraha.

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