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Extreme Motor Sports are very common nowadays. And one of the popular to the young and the young at hearts are the pocketbikes(a small scooter with a 49cc  motor powered by a single piston),which are fast becoming a favorite racing sports by most father and son tandems. I just recently watched a pocketbikes racing at the Ynares Center in Antipolo, Rizal and I could say even though they’re still young, the riders are really fast and can leaned their bikes in curves just like a pro. I would recommend to those who would like to try these sport to always wear the proper safety gears; like helmets, gloves, elbow and knee pads before racing. Happy racing!!!

 

 

My wife is pregnant

A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”

“Is this her first child?” the doctor queries.

“No, you idiot!” the man shouts. “This is her *husband*!”

Kids tough question

Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.

Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?

Father: Ok ask.

Son: When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor.

Father: !!!??????!!

Woman is on a bus

A woman got on a bus holding a baby.

The bus driver said: “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.”

In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.

The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.

“The bus driver insulted me,” she fumed.

The man sympathized and said: “Why, he’s a public servant and shouldn’t say things to insult passengers.”

“You’re right,” she said. “I think I’ll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind.”

“That’s a good idea,” the man said. “Here, let me hold your monkey.”

Clinton is vacationing!

Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas. It seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillary’s high school love.

They exchanged hellos, and went on their way.

As they were driving on to their destination, Bill put his arm around Hillary and said, “Well, honey, if you had stayed with him, you would be the wife of a service station owner today.”

She smirked and replied, “No, if I had stayed with him, he would be President of the United States.”

 Hinoldap si Erap

Erap gets held up while driving a car.

Hold-upper: “Akinang pera mo!”

Erap: “Di mo ba alam kung sino ako?
Dati akong presidente.”

Hold-upper: ” Eh kung ganoon, akinang pera ko!”

Mag-LOLA!

Apo: Lola, magaasawa no po ako.
Lola: At sino naman ang napili mong maging asawa?
Apo: Si Edong po.
Lola: ‘Yong anak ni Aling Nena? Naku iha malaki ang ano ng batang ‘yon. Baka hindi magkasya sa iyo’t masaktan ka!
Apo: Hindi po Lola. Sinukat na po namin at kasyang-kasya!

Too much speeding!

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

“But, officer,” the man began, “I can explain”

“Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.”

“But, officer, I just wanted to say”

“And I said to keep quiet! You’re going to jail!”

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you that the chief’s at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”

“Don’t count on it,” answered the fellow in the cell. “I’m the groom.”

 I just needed to use your car

After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been returned.

There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology and two tickets to a music concert. The note reads, “I apologize for taking your car, but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-wire your ignition to rush her to the hospital. Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two tickets for tonight’s concert of Garth Brooks, the country-and-western music star.”

Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attend the concert and return home late. They find their house has been robbed. Valuable goods have been taken from thoughout the house, from basement to attic. And, there is a note on the door reading, “Well, you still have your car. I have to put my newly born kid through college somehow, don’t I?”

mirror

(miriam santiago luking around in an art gallery…)

MIRIAM: you call dis painting of a hideous witch a modern art?!

CURATOR: ma’am,mirror po yan! hehehehe.

Valid Reason

JUDGE: You want to divorce your husband for threatening you with a DEADLY weapon?

WIFE: No, your Honor, I’m divorcing him for annoying me every night with a DEAD weapon!!!

source: Elgato’s Jokes - a.k.a Elgatonegro of MCP 

 

Yeah!!! just got my last hurrah for this summer. I was one of the lucky participants (am I? or was just a “sabit”, hehehe, whatever..) of RX 93.1 “One Last Time This Summer” The RX Beach Party!!!

My mountaineer and diver friend Eric was the one who invited me to join them,  “coz they lack one member to thier group”. Her sexy and pretty friend Gilda was actually the winner for the invites. She’s with her macho and friendly hubby Raymund.

The venue is in Camayan Beach Resort, inside the SUBIC FreePort Area (very near Ocean Adventure). The place rocks!!! Nice beach and cottages, very cozy bar with reggae music playing and the best of all it’s sunny!

It was my first time going to an RX93.1  - outing, and I would say I really enjoyed it. I was on Bus #2, on-board with 3 of the cutest DJ’s of RX93.1 . The tall and sexy  DJ Sonia, my crush and titilating DJ Francesca, and the hunk and fafable DJ Boom.

Eric and myself belongs to the Green Team with DJ Boom as our Team Captain (which he played well) , and we participated with all the activities.  We tagged in the Kayak racing in which Green team was the 2nd placer, and the highlight of the activity… the volleyball, which we won with “no sweat” at all. hehehe!!! Thanks for the inspiring words I got from DJ Fran, she said “GO OUTTHERE AND KICK SOME BUTT”!!!

Over-all , our whole day was fun, great foods, gained some new friends, met RX DJs, had our bodies the much needed exercise by joining all the acitivity, and also got some nice tan.

All I can say is let’s do it again FOCKERSSSSS!!!!

P.S. After seeing DJ Sonia in her bikini, I really think it was really her on the invites. Whaddya think? Check also the short-movie I’ve captured during the obstacle course.