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1. A BEER DOESN’T GET JEALOUS WHEN YOU GRAB ANOTHER BEER.
3. A BEER WON’T GET UPSET IF YOU COME HOME AND SMELL BEER ON YOUR BREATH.
4. YOU DON’T HAVE TO WINE AND DINE A BEER.
5. IF YOU POUR A BEER RIGHT YOU’LL ALWAYS GET A GOOD HEAD.
6. HANGOVERS GO AWAY.
7. WHEN YOU’RE FINISHED WITH A BEER THE BOTTLE IS STILL WORTH 5 CENTS.
8. YOU DON’T HAVE TO WASH A BEER BEFORE IT TASTES GOOD.
9. A BEER ALWAYS GOES DOWN EASY.
10. YOU CAN SHARE A BEER WITH YOUR MATES AND STILL FEEL HAPPY ABOUT IT.
11. BEER IS ALWAYS WET.
12. YOU ALWAYS KNOW YOU’RE THE FIRST ONE TO POP A BEER.
13. A FRIGID BEER IS A GOOD BEER.
14. YOU CAN HAVE MORE THAN ONE BEER AND NOT FEEL GUILTY.
15. YOU CAN ENJOY A BEER ANYTIME, BCOZ IT HAS NO PERIOD.
