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Kung mayaman ka, meron kang “allergy”
Kung mahirap ka, ang tawag dyan ay “galis” o “bakokang”

Sa mayaman, “nervous breakdown” dahil sa “tension and stress”
Sa mahirap, “sira ang ulo”

Kung mayaman ka, “pneumonia” daw ang sakit mo
Kung mahirap, “TB” yon

Sa mayaman, “hyperacidity”
Kapag mahirap, “ulcer” dahil walang laman ang tiyan

Sa mayaman “malikot ang kamay”, ang tawag ay “kleptomaniac”
Sa mahirap, ang tawag ay “magnanakaw” o “kawatan”

Pag mayaman ka, you’re “eccentric”
Kung mahirap ka, “may toyo ka sa ulo” o “may topak” o “may sayad”

Kung mayaman ka at sumakit ang ulo mo, ikaw ay may “migraine”
Kung mahirap ka naman at sumakit ang ulo mo, ikaw ay “nalipasan ng gutom”

Kung mayaman ka, you are referred to as someone who is “scoliotic”
Pero kung mahirap ka, ikaw ay “kuba”

Kung ang señorita mo ay maitim, ang tawag ay “morena” o “sun tanned”
Pero kung isa kang domestic na maitim, ikaw ay “ita” o “negrita” o
“baluga”

Kung nasa high society ka at ikaw ay maliit, ang tawag sa iyo ay “petite”
Kung mahirap ka lang, ikaw ay “pandak” o “bansot”

Kung socialite ka, ikaw ay “pleasingly plump”
Kapag mahirap ka, ika’y “tabatsoy” o “lumba-lumba” …pagminamalas ka,
“baboy”

Kapag mayaman, “fasting” ang hindi kumain
Kung mahirap, “nagtitiis”

Kung well-off ka at date ka rito, date ka roon, ang tawag sa iyo ay
“socialite”
Kung mahirap ka, ikaw ay “pakawala” o “pok-pok”

Kung mayamang alembong ka, ang tawag sa iyo ay “liberated”
Pero kung isa kang dukha, ang tawag sa iyo “malandi”

Kapag mayaman, “misguided” o “spoiled” ka
Kung mahirap ka, “addict” o “durugista”

Kung may pera ka, ang tawag sa iyo “single parent”
Pero kung wala kang trabaho, ang tawag sa iyo “disgrasyada”

Kapag mayaman at sexy, “fashionable” daw
Kung mahirap, sigurado “GRO” o “japayuki” ka

Ang tawag sa mayayamang puro gulay ang kinakain, “vegetarian”
Habang kakaawa ang mahirap na ” kumakain ng damo.”

Sa exclusive school, “assertive” ang mga batang sumasagot sa mga guro
Pero pag ang mga mahihirap na bata ang sumasagot sa mga guro, ang tawag sa kanila ay “bastos!”

Ang mayamang tumatanda, “are graduating gracefully into senior
citizenhood”
Ang mga mahihirap ay “gumugurang”

Ang anak ng mayaman ay “slow learner”
Ang anak ng mahirap ay “bobo” o “gung-gong”

Kung mayaman ka at marami kang kumain, you flatter your host who says,
“masarap kang kumain and I like you, you do justice to my cooking”
Kung ghastly peasant ka eating the same amount in the same house, your
host
will say to himself na ikaw ay “patay-gutom” , ang
“takaw”….. bla.bla.bla. ….

Kung graduate ka ng exclusive school at sa ibang bansa ka nagtatrabaho,
ang tawag sa iyo “expat”
Kung mahirap ka lang, ikaw ay “contract worker”

Kung boss ka at binabasa mo ito sa office mo, “okay lang”
Pero kung ikaw ay hamak na empleyado lamang, ikaw ay” nagsasayang ng working hours” …

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I recently have a minor upgrade on my rig!  And that is a very rare video card!  A 32 MB S3 Savage4 PCI card. Indeed,  a very very rare PCI Video Card.

What do I have before the upgrade? I have a 4MB video card that is built-in on my motherboard.  I really don’t need an upgrade to my tireless and antique rig,  I am used to it, And I can still do anything with it even without an upgrade.  And I really don’t need one right now!

But when I saw somebody dealing a rare 32MB PCI card on TPC, that is the time that I told myself, “Hey, What the heck! It’s about time that I see a lot of colors on my monitor! hehehe”

So after I contact the seller “NITRO of TPC“,  he only sells the item for P400 (which for me is absolutely cheap and almost looks like new, Thanks to you MAN!), the next day I went immediately to his place. I almost got lost finding his place, but nevertheless I found him,  and he gave a short demo on the item,  plus of course the usual warranty of one week.

Well it’s almost one week, and up to now the S3 Savage still works fine for me. The pictures and videos on my pc is now more vivid and bright, and the refresh rate is much more faster.

I guess one of the stupendous thing of being a blogger is that you don’t need a high-end computer to get your job done.  By the way my rig is an oldskool Pentium III 733mhz, 256MB memory,  and an over-fatigued 20G harddrive.

If there is any philanthropist reading my post right now.
I am open for donations

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