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Admit it or not we are being judge initially by our physical appearance (just like the saying “Don’t judge the book by its cover). So it is really an advantage if we are looking good. There are ways now to look good if you are not blessed by beauty. Plastic Surgery is the answer! But unfortunately only well-off people may undergo this operation. And another question that may arise is… is it risky? Some people say it is, but with the people who undergone plastic surgery may say it’s not.

For me the only way to know if it is risky or not is talk to the expert. Chicago plastic surgery is one of the dependable places where you can find the professionals to give you the informations you will need. It is important that you know everything about a certain surgery before going into it. It is also important to know if we are physically and mentally fit to the operation.

The proposed NBN (National Broadband Network) project of the Philippine government is an extensive ambition to connect all government agencies in the archipelago. I think even in remote barangays around the Philippines would be a beneficiary of the said project.

This is great news for the Filipinos. We can be at par with other high-tech countries like Singapore if ever this NBN project would be implemented.

I have no comment about ZTE (the would be company from China that would build the network). I think ZTE has done very well since it was established in 1985. With its vast client from around the world. And it has lot to offer ranging from network products cover wireless, data, optical transport, switching, video conferencing, power supply, monitoring, mobile handsets, etc.

But because of all the controversies circling the NBN project lately, which cost a whooping budget of $329 million to build and which involves high profile personalities in the country that are rumored to have high commisions on the said deal. The said NBN-ZTE dream project is coming to a grinding halt. I’m just keeping my fingers-crossed and hoping that it will still push through for it will benefited the country a lot in the long run.

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Marriage (Part I)

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and
after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

‘I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want — and I don’t expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless
I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner.
I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing
when I want with my old buddies, and don’t you
give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any comments?’

His new bride said:
‘No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex
here at seven o’clock every night…whether you’re here or not.’

(DARN SHE’S GOOD!)

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Marriage (Part II)

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!

The husband yells, ‘When you die, I’m getting you a headstone
that reads, ‘Here Lies My Wife — Cold As Ever’!’

‘Yeah?’ she replies. ‘When you die, I’m getting you a headstone
that reads, ‘Here Lies My Husband — Stiff At Last’!’

(HE ASKED FOR IT!)

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Marriage (Part III)

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.

Husband gets up in a rage and says, ‘And you are no
good in bed either,’ and storms out of the house.

After some time he realizes he was nasty and
decides to make amends and rings her up.

She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, ‘What took you so long to answer to the phone?’

She says, ‘I was in bed.’

‘In bed this early, doing what?’

‘Getting a second opinion!’

(YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!)

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Marriage (Part IV)

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.

He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his
wife,’ Mother of Six’ in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it is time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, ‘Shall we go home Mother of Six?’

His wife, irritated by her husband’s lack of discretion,
shouts right back, ‘Any time you’re ready, Father of Four.’

(RIGHT ON, LADY!)

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THE SILENT TREATMENT

A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife
to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece
of paper,’Please wake me at 5:00 AM.’ He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it
was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn’t wakened him when he
noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, ‘It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.’

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

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