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Ibang posisyon
Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight?
Wife: That?s a good idea dear?.doon ka sa may  plantsahan at ako naman 
ang uupo sa sofa at manoood ng  tv.

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 Pinoy ingenuity?
A Filipino doctor has introduced the use of a device  that enlarges a 
man ‘ s sex organ by up to 5 times with  no side effects.
It ‘ s called a magnifiying glass.

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 Vibrating cellphone
Mrs: Bilis! Nahulog cellphone ko sa loob ng panty ko, nagba – vibrate.
Mr: E anong gagawin ko? Kukunin ko sa panty mo?
Mrs: Gago! Kunin mo yung charger baka ma-low bat!

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Regalo 
Mare: Di yata nagustuhan ni PARE ang birthday gift mo ah?
Mrs: Oo nga,7 months na di pa rin ginagamit.
Mare: Bakit, ano ba regalo mo sa kanya?
Mrs: Memorial Plan.

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Kriminal
KRIMINAL1: “Pare, sigurado ka bang dito dadaan yung papatayin  natin?” 
KRIMINAL2: “Oo, nagtataka nga ako, 1 oras na tayo dito  wala pa  rin
siya! Sana naman wlang nangyaring masama sa kanya…

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Tutpik
Customer: Ano ba naman itong tutpik nyo, iisa na nga  lang ang dali pang  mabali. 
Waiter (inis): Alam nyo sir, ang dami ng gumamit nyan,pero kayo lang  nakabali!

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Confident Vs. Confidential
Anak: Itay, ano kaibahan ng confident sa confidential?
Itay: Anak kita, CONFIDENT ako dyan. Yung bespren mong si Tikboy, anak 
ko rin, CONFIDENTIAL yan.

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First love never dies
Anak: Inay, totoo ba na “First love never dies?”
Nanay: Aba , oo. Tignan mo yang Tatay mo, hanggang  ngayon buhay pa ang  animal!

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Suko sa mister
Mrs 1: Suko na ako sa mister ko, lagi na lang ako binubugbog bago  niroromansa…
Mrs 2: Mas grabe yung mister ko. Binubugbog ako tapos si Inday ang
niroromansa.

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Pagod daw…
Mrs: Ano ba? Two days na tayong kasal, ‘la pa rin.
Mr: Kasi pagod ako.
Mrs: Cge ka, pag ayaw mo maghahanap ako ng lalaki.
Mr: Cge, gawin mong dalawa, tig isa tayo!

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Pari’t Madre
Pari: Sister, ikaw ba ang nasa CR? Kunin ko lang toothbrush ko. 
Sister: Sandali, naka-panty lang ako.
Pari: Ok, antay ako.
Sister: Pasok na, wala na ako panty!

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Estudyante
Bugaw: Sir, Chicks P1,500 Studiante!
Man: Ganun ba? Hanapan mo ako ng mga P1,000 lang pero mas magaling pa sa studiante.
Bugaw: Meron din, sir. Ang PRINCIPAL ok yun!

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After the wedding
Husband: Sinungaling ka, sabi mo virgin ka! Bakit kagabi maluwag na!
Wife: Ulol ka! Dahil lasing ka, katabi mo kagabi si mama! 

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Pamboboso
Anak: Inay, sinisilip ng kaklase ko ‘yung panty ko!
Inay: Bastos ‘yun, ah! Ano ginawa mo?
Anak: Inalis ko at itinago ko ‘yung panty, para ‘di  n’ya makita!

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Promotion 
Judge: Ikaw na  naman! Sampung taon ka nang dito humaharap sa korte ko,  ha?
Swindler: Your honor, hindi ko kasalanan kung hindi po  kayo ma-promote.

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Ampon
Anak: ‘Nay, tinutukso po ako ng kalaro ko na anak ako sa labas! 
Nanay: Hindi totoo ‘yan, anak. Ang sabihin mo sa  kanila, ampon ka!

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Ang sulat
Patient: dok. malungkot d2 sa mental kaya naisipan kong sulatan ang sarili ko…
Doc: e ano namn laman ng sulat mo? 
Patient: d ko pa po alam kc next wik ko pa ata  matatangap…

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Immigration
Arab interview at US immigration:
Q: Your name please…
A: Abdul Aziz
Q: Sex?
A: Twice a week.
Q: I mean male or female? 
A: Does not matter…sometimes even with camel. 

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 Liit naman
Wife: honey… bili mo naman ako ng bra…
Husband: Hon.. wag ka ng magbra…liit namn dede mo e..
Wife: E bat ikaw naka brief !!! 

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Downy
GIRL: Ang puti naman ng bird mo…
BOY: Aba syempre ah!!! Likas papaya ata gamit ko diyan!!!
GIRL: Ginagamitan mo rin ba ng Downy?
BOY: Baket? Bango ba?
GIRL: Lambot eh!!!

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Hide and Seek 
GIRL: Hide and seek tayo. if u find me, papayag akong makipag-sex sa ‘yo…
BOY: Eh, kung di kita makita?
GIRL: Nasa likod lng ako ng piano…

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Ngongo
dumating c ngongo sa bahay at tinakpan ang eyes ni misis…. 
Ngongo: “nges hu?”….
MRS: gago!!!! pa-nges hu nges hu ka pa jan….e ikaw lng ngongo d2!

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Madre
dalawang madre nirereyp ng goons….
Madre1: diyos ko! patawarin mo po cla…d nila alam ang kanilang ginagawa. 
Madre2: ay yung sakin marunong!!!!

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Rape Suspek
ATTY: Inday! pwede mo bng idiscribe d2 sa korte ang  taong nangrape sayo?
INDAY: maitim, panot, tagyawatin, pango ilong at bungal…
SUSPEK: cge!…mangasar ka pa!!!! 

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Lost a Bird
a priest lost a bird & asked during mass…
Priest: anyone got a bird?
all men stood up.
Priest: i mean, any1 seen a bird?
all women stood up.
Priest: i meant any1 seen my bird? 
…all nuns stood up

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TEACHER and BOY
TEACHER: Anong mangyayari pag puputulin ang 1 mong tenga?
BOY: hihina po pandinig ko.
TEACHER: e kung dalawang tenga?
BOY: lalabo po paningin ko!
TEACHER: baket naman? 
BOY: malalaglag po salamin ko.
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Walandyo! Pag hindi kayo natawa, laki na ng problema nyo. Bwahahaha!

Source: Forwarded email

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Hello there Kabayan! Attention: Blogsite and Website owners!

Greetings and Mabuhay! specially to all the  members of S.A.W. (Sikat Ang Websaytko! Topsite). I’m proud to announce that the new S.A.W. is up and running. You can now visit it and submit your url/link to this 100% Pinoy Directory. Just be sure to pick the right category that fits your site description. Porno, gambling, hacking, cracks, or other similar sites are as usual not allowed.

Updated June 5, 2008 – Im happy to announce it’s now a PR2 Directory!

visit the site: sikatangwebsaytko.info

According to Wikipedia

“A web directory or link directory is a directory on the World Wide Web. It specializes in linking to other web sites and categorizing those links.” Directory Submission For anyone trying to promote their website, submitting to directories can be a great means of getting free or cheap links to their site. Submitting to internet directories can be a valuable tool in your search engine optimization (SEO) strategy. If you are in a competitive industry and you don’t have a large number of backlinks pointing to your site then the major search engines (Google, MSN and Yahoo) won’t list your site high in their search engine results (SERPS). As the search engines are refining their techniques all the time it may be to your advantage to get links from related websites.

Niche Directories The search engines, especially Google are always improving their algorithms. They now provide more weight for a link from a site with the same topic. For example, a travel site will benefit more from a link from another travel site rather than a link from a legal site. For this reason, it is beneficial to have your site listed in directories related to your site. The internet has thousands of directories and there are directories for every niche you can think of. Examples included travel, business, finance, sports, webmaster, SEO, kids, blogs, entertainment, law, games, gambling and web hosting.

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