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Eat your heart out guys! I was able to chill and hang out to an awesome party last Friday at the Source Bar in Ortigas for the Playboy Magazine Philippines – Blogger’s Night Out! It was sooohh titillating. Its already been three days and Im still shaking haha!

So unbelievable that I’ve been partying and rubbing elbows with all the sexy and gorgeous playmates of Playboy Philippines (Sachie Sanders, Billy Abeleda, Jessie Medina to name a few).

Such a funny sight, as (we)bloggers turns into media men, as we all ready our cams. Multiple camera flashes added a strobe effect that enliven up the place as the playmates were presented to the crowd. Too bad there wasn’t a mini stage for a much better photo ops.

Awesome party indeed! A lot of thanks to event master Azrael for slipping me on the RSVP list. Great party you got there bro! More! More! Got home before the break of dawn. So wasted that I forgot to check my online auto insurance if it got approved. Well, what the heck.

BTW the cute chinita is one of Source Bar staff and not one of the playmates. Too bad I didn’t got her name. Tsk tsk

One of the cool destinations to go this summer is to Daranak Falls – located in Tanay, Rizal, around 45kms coming from Sta Lucia East Grand Mall in Marcos Hiway via Antipolo – Teresa – Morong. You won’t miss the big sign that says “Welcome to Daranak Falls” that serve as its landmark. From there you still have to travel 2.5km to reach the place. Some rough section though, so just take it slow. Along the way you’ll see private farms, ranchette that utilize horse supplements, and the beautiful and serene forest of Tanay. Parking is P5 for motorcycles and P10 or P20 for other vehicles. Then there’s a P20 entrance fee at Daranak Falls and an additional P50 if you plan to go to Batlag Falls. (a steep walk for 5-8 minutes would bring you there)

I was able to go there unexpectedly as I became a ‘guest rider’ by a group called North Bay Riders. I first met Philip aka Menacespeed at the Shell Marcos Hiway waiting for other members of the group. I asked him if I can join their ride since the ride I was supposed to have with my neighbor didn’t push through. “Sure you can sir, we’ll be going for a fun ride (swim/picnic/anything goes) to Daranak Falls” said Philip. Minutes later his group arrived. He introduced me to their club president Andrew aka Drowth, then after a short chit-chat with some of them, we started our motorbikes and hit the road.

We have two stopovers. One is at the view deck of Garden Cotteges, and another is at Sampaloc,Tanay where we all ate the famous Bulalo Soup. That’s the time I’ve also met their member Peter aka GMSI. My idea was to tag along with them only until Marilaque since I was not ready for the swimming thang. However, since I haven’t been to Daranak yet, I guess I would join them and check-out the place.

One funny thing about this ride is that it somehow made me feel Holy Week is just around the corner. Why you might say? Because I feel like I’m riding with the Apostles. First there’s Philip, then Andrew, then Peter. Coincidence? Furthermore,  they are 12 riders, all in all whoa!  That makes me the 13th rider or Judas haha. I have to leave them early, or I might think of hanging myself on one of those grand Balete trees there lol.

They actually invited me to stay a bit longer for a dip and some nip. Even so, I declined since I have other plans to do that day. As a result, I rode solo all the way home.

It was fun, thrilling, and delightful joining the North Bay Riders even for just one ride, they indeed foster camaraderie and friendship. Thanks and c’yah next ride guys!

A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday

She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.

On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper.

Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?’

‘About 32,’ is the reply.

‘Nope! I’m exactly 50,’ the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald’s and asks the counter girl the very same question.

The girl replies, ‘I’d guess about 29.’

The woman replies with a big smile, ‘Nope, I’m 50.’

Now she’s feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her
way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question.

The clerk responds, ‘Oh, I’d say 30.’
Again she proudly responds, ‘I’m 50, but thank you!’

While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.

He replies,‘I’m 78 and my eyesight is going.. Although, when I was young, there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was.

It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are.’

They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out, ‘What the hell, go ahead.’

He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them
against each other.

After a couple of minutes of this, she says, ‘Okay, okay…How old am I?’

He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, ‘Madam, you are 50.’

Devastated by what she hears. The woman asked the old man to do it a couple more times.

But still, he keeps saying 50.

Stunned and amazed, the woman says, ‘That was incredible, how could you tell?’

The old man says, ‘Promise you won’t get mad?’

‘I promise I won’t,’ she says.

‘I was behind you at McDonald’s.’