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I kind of miss belly dancing. Oh wait, I’ll rephrase that… I really missed belly dancing. It’s like one of the best workouts I ever had when I was studying it, way back when I had a gym membership (that and yoga). Unfortunately, ever since my mom canceled my membership, I stopped. And it’s a real shame, since I actually felt like I was pretty good at it.

I actually had to research it too. It turns out that bellydance and yoga are some of the top fat burners for women my size… you know, the extra fluffy size. Not to mention that both exercises are good training for the one another. Yoga is good for belly dance, and belly dance is good for yoga, since they target the right muscles in improving postures for both.

Hmm… now that I think about it, maybe I should get my yoga mat back out from my closet. Yoga is great for home exercise, since you don’t need any heavy equipment. All you need is a yoga mat and some comfy clothes and you’re good to go.

Actually, you also need someone who thinks it’s not funny when you do yoga. That’s what I need anyway. Having someone around the house laughing her butt off while you do a downward dog is a real pain when you’re working out.

I remember flashing my 256mb PQI flash drive at the office 4 years ago. That time it was such a hot gadget. Not only of its price but because of its usefulness. I got it first at the office, when all of my officemates are still using floppy diskettes haha. Although its broken right now, it serves me well for about 2 years. I’m glad that I’d recovered all my files before it went pffft!

With flash drive getting bigger and bigger nowadays, and rediculously getting cheaper too. The price of my 256mb before can now buy me at least 4 or 5 pcs of a 4GB flash drive. Wow! That cheap! Today, the biggest I think is the 128GB flash drive manufactured by Kingston. Its not that cheap as of this moment. I wonder if it can replace my 40GB oldie hard drive on my desktop.

Boy 1: Utol, ba’t ka umiiyak?
Boy 2: Sinapak ako ng batang kalaro ko kanina.
Boy 1: Makikilala mo pa ba ang mukha niya?
Boy 2: Oo, sa katunayan, nasa bulsa ko pa yung isang tenga nya.
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Maraming matutuklasan sa lasa ng muta:
Pag mapait: may deprensya ka sa puso.
Pag maasim: may deprensya ka sa bituka.
Pag matamis: may deprensya ka sa balumbalunan.
Pag tinikman mo: may deprensya ka sa ulo!
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Nagkasunog sa Malacanang.
PSG: Sir, dito na po kayo lumabas sa fire exit.
Erap: Bat mo ko diyan padadaanin e labasan yan ng apoy!
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Erap: Chavit, wala ka bang naaamoy?
Chavit: Wala naman a, anong amoy ba?
Erap: Parang may amoy bulok.
Chavit: Ganyan talaga yan. Malapit kasi ang ilong mo sa bibig mo e.
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Erap: (crying) Tumawag ang doktor… Mom’s dead!
Zamora: Condolence, sir.
(After 2 minutes, Zamora hears Erap crying even louder)
Zamora: What’s wrong now?
Erap: My sister just called. Her mom died too!
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General: Mr. President, I think our troops are over-fatigued.
Erap: Okay. Let them wear khaki naman for a change.
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Amo: Inday, pagdating ng buyer ng bahay, sabihin mo nagse-second thought pa kami ng sir mo.
Maid: Upu Mam!Later…
Buyer: Saan ang amo mo?
Maid: Si Sir po at si Mam eh nagsisikentut pa pu.
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Erap buying chewing gum sa 711.
Erap: Etong bayad!
Cashier: Etong sukli nyo sir.
Erap: Ha? E asan yung libreng asukal?
Cashier: Bakit?
Erap: Sabi dito e sugar-free! Asan na?
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Reporter: Mr. President, how was your visit to Australia?
Erap: Well, it was nice.
I saw many dangaroos.
Reporter: Sir, you mean, kangaroos?
Erap: No! Dangaroos!
It was written: “Beware, these animals are dangaroos(dangerous)!”
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Q: Kung “salumpwet” ang tagalog ng chair, ano ang tagalog ng wheelchair?
A: Salumpo!
Q: Ano tawag sa intsik na nasa wheelchair?
A: Lumpong Shanghai! (mwehehehe).
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Driver to Erap: Boss, pakitingnan nga yung signal lights kung gumagana?
Erap: Oo gumagana. Teka, sira. O gumana na naman.
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Q: Ano ang sabi ni O kay 8?
A: Ba’t may belt ka?

Q: Ano ang sabi ni 6 kay 9?
A: Tabi tyo.

Q: Ano ang sabi ni 3 kay 1?
A: Ba’t wala kang boobs?

Q: Ano ang sabi ni O kay Q?
A: Ambastos mo, mag-brief ka nga.

Q: Anong sinabi ng kili-kili sa kili-kili?
A: Walang magpapaputok!

Q: Anong sabi ng kulangot sa sipon?
A: Manigas ka diyan!

Q: Anong sabi ng utot sa tae?
A: Mauna na ko sayo ha?

Q: Anong sabi ng tae sa tae.
A: Pila-pila lang. Walang tulakan!