Nothing much to do that Sunday. I made a video as I teach my kid Sean Kirk how to ride a motorcycle properly. Read more of the story at Sean Kirk’s Blog.
Actually, there is only one thing I hate about being fluffy. 
It’s finding the right clothes for my size.
It’s really annoying when I have to go to clothing stores only to find that the really cute blouse I wanted doesn’t come in my size. At one time, I was looking at this really beautiful chiffon blouse and I asked a sales lady if they got it in my size. She forced a smile and gave me a look that said, “Like heck you goin’ to fit in there, tubby”.
I swear, if I could just sew and design my own clothes, I would make a wholesale clothing store for fluffy people that includes gothic lolita costumes and anime clothes. Heck, maybe I’ll put in an extra aluminum bat to allow chubby people to bash the heads of sales ladies like the ones I had the misfortune to meet when shopping.
Maybe I should try and save up for a sewing machine. Yeah, that would be cool. Then I’d make like a Vincent Valentine cape thing and just glower at people mysteriously… it’ll look good with my mask. XD
So it’s like this.
My brother is a total weirdo. I mean it. He’s all quiet and silent, he rarely speaks his mind, and he talks with a really low voice… Which is why it’s funny when he makes a face.
Today, he made a really ugly face that made me bust a gut laughing and made me wish I had a camera or something. He pursed his lips, crossed his eyes and enlarged his nostrils that made him look like a total gorilla. And what made it even more funny was that he was holding a banana (the really big, yellow ones). My mom laughed so hard, and my sister actually choked on her drink from laughing. I actually SNORTED when I saw his face. And believe me people, I rarely snort when I laugh.
Anyway, it kind of made me wish I had a really great camcorder, kind of like the ones in our office where you can actually snap pictures while taking a video. I could post his gorilla picture on my desk as a quick gut buster to get me through the day, especially nowadays.
I guess for now I’ll keep it in my memory… so for those here in my work place, if I start laughing for no reason, don’t be alarmed. I probably just remembered my brother’s monkey face. XD
