1. Baseball Reference : If you want the most up to the minute baseball stats, then this is the site for you. You can search old stats, new stats, or just keep up with what’s going on. What’s so great about this site is that you can even keep up with things in your favorite game in the off season. It’s really comprehensive and therefore a great site for the baseball lover.
2. Baseball Status 101 : The baseball lover is sure to adore this site! Not only can you get the most up to the minute stats, but you can break it down by format and type for easy organization. This comes in very handy if you happen to be in a fantasy baseball league or simply if you wish to keep track of all that goes on in the baseball world.
3. ESPN Go : As ESPN is a well known name within the sporting world, it only makes sense that they would be one of the best “go to” sources when it comes to baseball stats. They will keep you up to date and often add in a little extra here and there to help you and keep you entertained. Those who must know what’s going on with the baseball world need not look any further than this fantastic site.
4. Fan Graphs : If you’re looking for some commentary and stats all mixed together, then this is the site to go to. You can meet other baseball lovers just like you and chat about anything related to the game. You can take your love of baseball and your need of stats to a whole new level using this site and that’s why it’s such a popular spot for those in the know.
5. The Baseball Cube : What makes this such a popular site is the fact that you can find a little bit of everything. Find out about upcoming drafts, keep up with player information, and know who is doing what or going where. This takes statistics within the game of baseball to a whole new level, and therefore it’s a great one to keep tuned in to if you happen to be a lover of the all American game of baseball.

Though many of us enjoy a game of baseball here and there, some simply can’t live without it. If you happen to be one of those people who needs to know everything that’s going on within the game, then these sites can be quite useful.

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Evening at 11pm – 1am: is the detoxification process in the liver, and ideally should be done in a deep sleep state.

Early morning 1 – 3am: detoxification process in the gall, also ideally done in a deep sleep state.

Early morning 3 – 5am: detoxification in the lungs. Therefore there will sometimes be a severe cough for cough sufferers during this time. Since the detoxification process had reached the respiratory tract, there is no need to take cough medicine so as not to
interfere with toxin removal process.

Morning 5 – 7am: detoxification in the colon, you should empty your bowel.

Morning 7 – 9am: absorption of nutrients in the small intestine, you should be having breakfast at this time. Breakfast should be earlier, before 6:30am, for those who are sick. Breakfast before 7:30am is very beneficial to those wanting to stay fit. Those who always skip breakfast, they should change their habits, and it is still better to eat breakfast late until 9 – 10am rather than no meal at all.

Sleeping so late and waking up too late will disrupt the process of removing unnecessary chemicals. Aside from that, midnight to 4:00 am is the time when the bone marrow produces blood. Therefore, have a good sleep and don’t sleep late.

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If ever our office outing coincides with the fight of Manny Pacquiao and Joshua Clottey this coming March 14, 2010, I just hope my officemate bring along his 18.4 widescreen Acer Aspire laptop  for us to watch it via online. And of course to have a decent 3G/HSDPA from where whereat.

I was really eyeing for the Pacquiao – Mayweather fight coz they’re both the best of the best. Nevertheless, I’m sure Manny is still conditioned for a victory whoever would be his opponent’s inside the ring. Go Go Go Manny! Kulutin mo si Clottey!!! haha!

From Miguel Cotto – Manny’s last opponent and won by TKO.
“Clottey is physically stronger and bigger but Pacquiao hits harder,”

Tale of the Tape

Real name     Emmanuel Dapidran Pacquiao
Nickname(s)     Pacman
Rated at     Light Welterweight, Welterweight
Height     5 ft 6.5in (169 cm)
Nationality     Filipino
Birth date     December 17, 1978 (1978-12-17) (age 31)
Birth place     Kibawe, Bukidnon, Philippines
Stance             Southpaw
Boxing record
Total fights     55
Wins                  50
Wins by KO     38
Losses              3
Draws               2

Real name     Joshua Clottey
Nickname(s)     The Hitter
Rated at     Welterweight
Height     5 ft 8 in (172 cm)
Nationality     Ghana Ghanaian
Birth date     March 16, 1976 (1976-03-16) (age 33)
Birth place     Accra, Ghana
Stance             Orthodox
Boxing record
Total fights     39
Wins                  35
Wins by KO     20
Losses               3
Draws                0

A busy person like me needs some quick exercise to burn those fats. Especially now that I’m gaining weight and my blood pressure is getting high during this hot weather.

That’s why I’m thinking of getting myself an e-machine. Nope, not the brand of pc but the real elliptical machines that looks like a bicycle but with only one wheel hehe.

I think I can spare some time before and after work on these machine. That way, I can loose some of those bad cholesterol without going to a gym. And just maybe, I can customize the design by having a laptop holder in front of me. Excercising while working at the same time hehe!

Girl: Diyos ko! 3 meals a day ba? Akala ko 3 males a day eh!!!

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May nagpapa-translate sa akin ng signage sa tagalog: “Emergency Exit”

ang sabi ko, “MADALING LABASAN…? Tama ba? Parang bastos ata.

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Lalake: Pag tayo na, magkasama na nating haharapin ang mga problema.

Babae: Pero wala naman akong problema..

Lalake: Kasi nga, hindi pa tayo. Wag ka excited!!

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Sa Sauna:

Sa Hospital…

Attendant: Sir, gusto mo ng tirafi?

Guest: Anong tirafi? Baka therapy?

Attendant: Tirafi po talaga sir. After you tira me, you give me fee. uki?

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Mr: Hon, buksan mo ang pinto!

Mrs: Sori, hindi pwede. Wala akong suot.

Mr.. (tumawa) ok lang. Wala akong kasama.

Mrs: Ako, meron!

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Tip for a long life:

Wag mo isusulat name mo sa condolence book pag dumalaw ka sa patay. Kasi pagkatapos ng libing nagkakaron ng raffle kung sinong susunod….. .

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Guro: Pedro late kana naman..

Pedro: Late po kasi relo ko.

Guro: Problema ba yun. E di i-advance mo.

Pedro: Sige po.

Guro: Oh, saan ka pupunta?

Boy: uwian na po!

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Mrs: Kung alam ko lang di sana ako nagpakasal sa iyo! ABS ka!

Mr: Anong ABS?

Mrs: Alak, Babae, Sugal!!

Mr: Eh ikaw CBN!

Mrs: CBN?

Mr: Chismosa, Bungangera, Nagger!.

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May dalawang lalaki sabay nag jogging:

Guy 1: Pre, doctor ako.. Kaya ako tumatakbo kasi HEALTH conscious ako! Ikaw pre?

Guy 2: Snatcher pre! WEALTH conscious ako.

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Bakit binaril ng bobo ang girlfriend nya?

Kasi sinubukan nya kung totoong FIRST LOVE NEVER DIES!

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Pasahero: Mama, dahan-dahan lang po. Alalahanin nyo na palaging nakasunod sa atin ang disgrasya!

Drayber: E, kaya ko nga binibilisan para di tayo abutan!

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(sa isang turo-turo):

Customer: Manang, meh langaw sa arrozcaldo ko!

Tindera: Hello! Sa halagang P5.00 anong ini-expect mo….manok?

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Tom: Alam mo pare, my new wife is a sex object!

Jerry: Wow! Maganda pala ang napangasawa mo pre!

Tom: Hindi naman. But everytime I want to have sex, she objects!

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PO 1: Bakit po K-9 ang tawag sa malalaking aso, sir!

SUPT: Syempre pag tinawag mo silang K10,
hindi na sila aso

PO 1: Ano na sila sir?

SUPT: maliit na pusa…

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Anak: Nay, yung girlfriend ko hindi naniniwala sa langit at impierno.

Nanay: Sige, pakasalan mo anak, ipatikim mo sa kanya ang langit, ako na ang bahala sa impierno.

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A husband asked his wife, “What do you like most in me, my macho face or my sexy body?

The wife looked at him from head to toe and replied, “I like your sense of humor”.

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Russian: Sir, we got huge order from USA for 16 inches condoms. I think it is to embarrass us.

Putin: No problem! Complete the order and mark them SMALL SIZE!

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A guy picks up a girl for a date.

“Why are you wearing your belt around your knee?

Girl: I promised mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt..

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“Here everybody uses a hookah, and it is impossible to get on without. I have frequently heard men declare they would much rather be deprived of their dinner than their hookah.”

Having a good time has its limits too or better ask for a term life insurance quotes from your agent if your a stubborn person. I think you know what I’m saying, that everything you take in excess is bad for your health.

Just like when we tried the hookah or shisha during a birthday party of a friend. My friend Lhance brought it (the hookah) all the way from Saudi Arabia. Since I have some info that its somehow medicinal, (hmmmm me ganong factor pa eh noh) and out of my curiosity, I’ve smoked it together with other posse at the party.

I puffed out the cherry flavor tabaco from the sisha twice, and that’s it. Nothing extraordinary except of course the delectable flavor and the privilege of using an exquisitely designed hookah (waterpipe). Bottomline, Shisha is cool! But I don’t think I’ll ever be hooked of it for sure.

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This photo was taken during the The 2010 Hot Air Balloon fiesta in Clark Pampanga.

Hot air baloon is an expensive and extreme sport in many aspect, that one would need at least more than a cheap car insurance before embracing the sport.

The fear of tremendous heights, limited space, strong wind and bursting balloon are the main factors you will encounter up there. I’m sure all of these are nothing compare to what the sport enthusiast feels when they are airborne. The fulfillment and joy seeing the world from up there. Kudos to all who were into these kind of sports. Enjoy and fly safely!

Image by lolidus

Did you guys know that there’s such a thing as “edible grass”?

Also known as “Edible Easter Grass”, this starch-based food is not exactly the type of herbal colon cleanser you can use to replace your veggies. If anything, the stuff tastes more like paper, because it was mainly designed as decoration for Easter baskets.

Although some grasses are edible by humans, sometimes only portions of it can be used. Humans eat the seeds of wheat, rye, corn, barley and even rice. Yes, rice IS a type of grass. However, unlike cows that have 4 stomachs, humans can’t eat the stalks or leaves of these types of grass (even the type that grows in our front yards), because their fiber is very tough, and not suitable for our sensitive digestive systems.

Maybe someday, science can make a real edible grass for humans. But it would be a rather scary thought, because we might have to end up pooping like goats. (Ano yun? Itim na jolen? XD)

Sometimes, it’s the weirdest games that are the most addicting.

I’m talking about the aptly named LocoRoco (aptly named kasi nakaka-loko siya XD), released last 2006, where you control creatures that look like those gelatin-like beads you see in a prescription acne medication. But instead of actually controlling the creatures, you control the world it moves in by “tilting” it left or right.

Initially considered a children’s game due to it’s simple controls, the cute sounds, characters and challenging gameplay has also attracted adult gamers as well. Even if it was overshadowed by some games like Tekken and Daxter during the year of it’s release, it still many awards and it’s character was even awarded the honor to be the PSP’s mascot.

It kind of makes me want to buy a PSP for Sean Kirk. Maybe he might go loco over LocoRoco as well.

During the 2008 Yamaha Fiesta at MOA

Lagoon inside Enchanted Kingdom

There’s another cool photo technique I would like to share with you today. Its called “tilt-shift”. Its so simple and easy, you don’t need to be a graphic expert or have a weatherization training to achieve this haha!

What is Tilt-Shift photos?

Tilt-shift miniature style photos are pictures of real-life scenes that are manipulated to look like model photographs.

The most suitable photo you could use here is a birds eye view shot. Like the one above. Its the mini lagoon inside Enchanted Kingdom where I shot when I was on board the Ferris wheel which is adjacent to the lagoon.

Got your pics ready? Then visit tiltshiftmaker.com and watch as it instantly convert your photos into instant miniature model. Enjoy!