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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 01:52:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Man and woman after sex:
WOMAN: bakit kuha mo picture flower ko?
MAN: Papasikat ako sa barkada ko. Ba't ikaw kuha mo picture bird ko?
WOMAN: wala, papa-enlarge ko. (pede...pede...hehe)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Man 1: My wife is obsessed with cars. While asleep, she holds my dic and says, &#8220;Primera, Segunda&#8221;.<br />
Man 2: Me too, but my wife is worse. While asleep, she takes hold of my dic,<br />
puts inside her and say, <strong>&#8220;FULL-TANK PLEASE&#8221;</strong></p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
In a grade 4 class:<br />
Girl: Ma&#8217;am, can a 30 year old woman bear a child?<br />
Teacher: Yes<br />
Girl: a 20 year old lady?<br />
Teacher: Yes.<br />
Girl: a 10 year old girl?<br />
Teacher: No!</p>
<p>boy nudged girl and said, &#8220;See, I told you not to worry!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>Naglalakad ang dalawang magsyota ng may makita silang 2 asong nagsesex.<br />
BOY: Honey, di ka ba na-iinggit sa kanila?<br />
Girl: OO naman. Mas malaki pa kase yung sa ASO kesa sayo!</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>Define IMPOTENCE.<br />
- Nature&#8217;s way of saying, NO HARD FEELINGS.</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>Why women don&#8217;t prefer to marry:<br />
Men from las Pinas? -because they have BAMBOO ORGANS;<br />
Fortune Tellers? &#8211; because they have CRYSTAL BALLS;<br />
Men from Pateros? &#8211; because their itlog is maalat! Yuk!</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>Boy: Ang sipag ng labandera natin nay!<br />
Nanay: Bakit mo nasabi?<br />
Boy: Kasi, nakita ko po, tulog pa si tatay,<br />
hinuhubad na niya yung brief ni tatay para labhan.</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>Girl enters sex shop and ask the clerk:<br />
Girl: Where&#8217;s your vibrator section?<br />
Clerk: It&#8217;s over there on the wall ma&#8217;am.<br />
Girl: I want that big red one.<br />
Clerk: Sorry ma&#8217;am we can&#8217;t sell you that, that&#8217;s the fire extinguisher!</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>Lola: mahal, make love tayo.<br />
Lolo: sige, kunin ko muna comdom.<br />
Lola: sira ulo! di na ko mabubuntis!<br />
Lolo: alam ko, kaya lang may rayuma ako. Di pwede mabasa. (har har har)</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>Man 1: Misis ko tanga, bumili ng aircon wala kaming kuryente.<br />
Man 2: Mas tanga misis ko. Bumili ng washing machine, wala kaming tubig.<br />
Man 3: Pinaka-tanaga misis ko. laging may condom, wala naman titi.<br />
(awww! mukhang ikaw pinakatanga hehe)</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>Man: Doc, how can I live to be 100 yrs old?<br />
DOC: do you drink or smoke?<br />
Man: No!<br />
DOC: do you gamble or fool around with women?<br />
Man: Never!<br />
DOC: Then what&#8217;s the point to live up to 100? (korek!)</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>Wife: Wahhhhh! Ni-rape ako ng gorilla sa gubat!<br />
Husband: LAnghiya yan! Patay sakin yan!<br />
(Lumusob at Pagbalik)<br />
Wife: Patay na ba?<br />
Husband: Nai-Ganti na kita. Ni-Rape ko rin asawa niya.<br />
(Tarzan yells Ahhhhh ahhhhhh)</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight?<br />
Wife: Hey! That&#8217;s a good idea&#8230;.<br />
dun ka sa kuwarto at mag-alaga ng anak mo,<br />
at ako naman ang uupo jan sa harap ng pc at mag-o-online games magdamag. (sapul harharhar!)</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>Sa Impiyerno:<br />
Man 1: Pare, ano ang kinamatay mo?<br />
Man 2: Inatake ako sa puso. Akala ko kasi nagtataksil ang misis ko kaya bigla<br />
akong umuwi at nadatnan kong hubo&#8217;t-hubad siya. Naghanap ako sa buong kabahayan pero wala akong nakitang lalaki.<br />
Ikaw pare, ano ang kinamatay mo?<br />
Man 1: Namatay ako sa lamig.<br />
Man 2: Ano? bakit naman?<br />
Man 1: Bigla kasing umuwi ang aking kumpare at nagtago ako sa freezer, ang problema na-lock ito sa labas.<br />
Kung naghanap ka lang ng mabuti pare, malamang pareho pa tayong buhay ngayon! (papatayin kita ulit hayuppp kaa!)</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>&#8220;HOney,&#8221; gising ng asawa sa mister niya.<br />
&#8220;Wala akong panty ngayon.&#8221;<br />
Naalimpungatan ang mister.<br />
&#8220;Kaya ka pala laging kinakabagan eh,&#8221; sabi ng mister. (may ganun!)</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>Taxi Driver: Miss san tayo?<br />
Miss: Wala akong pambayad eh. Gusto mo BJ na lang?<br />
Taxi Driver: ok&#8230;(ayos jackpot!)<br />
After&#8230;<br />
Taxi Driver: Oh san tayo?<br />
Miss: Sa gay beauty contest pare!</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>Anak: Inay, pwede na ba akong mag-bra?<br />
Inay: anak, hindi pwede!<br />
Anak: Eh bakit hindi pwede? Inay, 17 na ko.<br />
Inay: Hindi nga pwede! Tigilan mo na nga ko BOYEt! Uupakan na kita! (hambalusin mo ng matauhan hehe!)</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>Bakit dapat may bulsa ang brief?<br />
- para lalagyan ng asin, pampaalat sa itlog.</p>
<p>Bakit ang panty walang bulsa?<br />
- Dahil maalat na ang mani.</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>Bakit ginawang mabaho ang utot?<br />
- para maamoy ng bingi.</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>Wife placed ecstasy pill on her husband&#8217;s coffee to add sexual drive. Moments after drinking, the husband immediately grabbed his wife and spread her legs on the table. The wife shouted&#8221; &#8220;Bigyan mo naman ako ng kahihiyan dito sa McDo!!!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>Bakit shy ang Pig?<br />
- kasi nanay niya baboy.</p>
<p>Bakit shy ang chick?<br />
- kasi nanay niyang manok may itlog at ang tatay niya wala.</p>
<p>Bakit shy ang toes?<br />
- kasi foot ang ina nya.</p>
<p>bakit bawal sa kalbo ang turtle neck?<br />
- dahil magmu-mukha siyang roll on.</p>
<p>bakit kinagat ni eba ang mansanas?<br />
-kasi di nya nagustuhan ang saging ni adan.</p>
<p>bakit nakatingala ang mga pari habang umiihi?<br />
- tinatanong niya kung hanggang don na lang ba talaga gamit non?</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>GOOD, BAD, WORST:</p>
<p>Good: palaging nasa kwarto ang anak mong lalaki para mag-aral.<br />
Bad: nakakita ka ng Tiktik magazine sa ilalim ng kama niya.<br />
Worst: ikaw ang cover.</p>
<p>Good: magaling sa fashion ang asawa mo.<br />
Bad: Nagdadamit-babae rin pala siya.<br />
Worst: mas maganda siya kaysa sa iyo kapag suot na niya ang mga damit mo.</p>
<p>Good: Di ka kinakausap ng asawa mo.<br />
Bad: Gusto na niyang makipag-divorse.<br />
Worst: Abogado ang asawa mo.</p>
<p>Good: Buntis ang asawa mo.<br />
Bad: Triplets anak nya.<br />
Worst: Baog ka.</p>
<p>Good: May bagong trabaho ang anak mong babae.<br />
Bad: Dancer pala siya sa isang bar.<br />
Worst: Ang mga kasamahan mo sa trabaho ang mga kliyente nya.<br />
Super worst: mas malaki pa siyang sumuweldo kesa sayo.</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>OB-Gyne Check-up:<br />
First time check-up ng isang babae.<br />
DOC: Wow, ang laki laki ng pek pek mo! Wow, ang laki laki ng pek pek mo!<br />
Girl: Doc naman, inulit pa ng dalawang beses.<br />
DOC: Hindi ko inulit. Nag-echo yon. (alingawngawngawngaw)</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>Two employees were caught naked and having sex inside the office by the janitor.<br />
Janitor: AHA!!!, Violating company rules!<br />
Male/Female Employees: What rule?<br />
Janitor: (Thinks) Not Wearing uniform! (uu nga naman haha!)</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>Pag Umutot:<br />
American: Pardon me.<br />
British: Excuse me.<br />
Pinoy: PU@#$%$, di ako yon! Mamatay na umutot!!!!! (oo nga, oo nga)</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>Sa loob ng isang motel:<br />
GIRL: huhuhu&#8230; bakit natin ginawa ito? di na ko virgin at 2 beses pa nating ginawa?<br />
BOY: aba! aba! isa lang kaya noh!<br />
GIRL: bakit, hindi mo na ba uulitin? (may ganooooonn!)</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>Nagkita ang magkaibigang girl at boy.<br />
Boy: prenship, parang lumalaki ang tiyan mo?<br />
Girl: Kabag lang ito prenship.<br />
(After 9 months. nakita ng boy ang girl na may dalang baby)<br />
Boy: Wow! cute ng utot mo ah! (hihihi)</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>wife: dear, bakit may black eyes ka?<br />
husband: paakyat kasi ako sa escalator sa Megamall. Napansin ko na naipit yung mini-skirt ng babaing nasa unahan ko sa pagitan ng kanyang puwet. Inayos ko, tapos hinarap niya ako at sinuntok sa kaliwang mata.<br />
Wife: Ganon! Eh pano mo nakuha yung black-eye mo sa kanang mata?<br />
husband: E kasi, akala ko gusto nyang nakaipit talaga yung palda niya kaya binalik ko ulit. (wappakk!)</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>A doctor was making rounds at a hospital when a nurse approaches her.<br />
Nurse: Doc, bakit ho may nakaipit na thermometer sa tenga mo?<br />
DOC: Shucks! Kaninong pwet ko kaya naiwan ang BALLPEN ko?</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>Man and woman after sex:<br />
WOMAN: bakit kuha mo picture flower ko?<br />
MAN: Papasikat ako sa barkada ko. Ba&#8217;t ikaw kuha mo picture bird ko?<br />
WOMAN: wala, papa-enlarge ko. (pede&#8230;pede&#8230;hehe)</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>Mag-sweetheart habang nanonood ng BFF sa sinehan</p>
<p>sa kalagitnaan ng palabas:</p>
<p>Girl: Sweetheart&#8230;.may problema yata&#8230;.<br />
Boy: Wisheart, ano yon? manood na lang tayo&#8230;.ganda na ng eksena..<br />
Girl: Eh, hindi nga ako makanood, distracted na ako..<br />
Boy: Huh, baket? ano meron?<br />
Girl: eh, kasi&#8230;itong katabi ko, horny nah..sobra?<br />
Boy: Huh? papano mo nalaman?<br />
Girl: Eh, kasi&#8230;uh, eh&#8230;.nag ma-maste&amp;b@t3 na siya, eh&#8230;<br />
Boy: HUh, ba&#8217;t di mo agad sinabi, tara nah, alis na tayo, o lipat tayo&#8230;dali<br />
Girl: Teka, sandali, huwag muna&#8230;.tsk<br />
Boy: Pambihira! ano? baket?<br />
Girl: eh&#8230;kasi&#8230;gamit niya, kamay ko, eh&#8230;:p (toinkz!)</p>
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		<title>joketime 113</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 06:01:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>raredog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BOY BASTOS: Yaya, pasubok nung ginagawa nyo ng driver natin.
Yaya: Bata ka pa, tumigil ka dyan.
BOY BASTOS: Big boy na ko yaya.
Yaya: Tumigil ka riyan, ha... ahhh ohhh
BOY BASTOS: Eh di itigil...
Yaya: Subukan mong tumigil... tatadyakan kita. (ayos hehe!)
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.</p>
<p>She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady why they don&#8217;t eat the peanuts themselves. &#8220;We can&#8217;t chew them because we&#8217;ve no teeth.&#8221; The puzzled driver asks, &#8220;Why do you buy them then?&#8221; The old lady answers: &#8220;We just love the chocolate around them.&#8221; Ewwww&#8230;yuckkk!! Arrrkkkhh!<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
SEXY: Maawa ka! Meron ako, Meron ako!<br />
RAPIST: AHH! Walang meron-meron sa akin! TITIKMAN KITAA!!<br />
SEXY: WAG! AYYY!<br />
RAPIST: Yaakk!! Meron ka nga! Meron kang itlog.  (kulet mo kse eh, cnabi ng meron eh, hehe)<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
Ina: Di ba sinabi ko, kapag hinipuan ka ng boyfriend mo sa dede, say DONT! At pag sa pepe, say STOP! Eh bakit nabuntis ka pa rin?<br />
Anak: Sabay po kseng hinipo eh, kaya sabi ko DONT STOP!!! atsetse!<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
Dalawang misis namamalengke . . . .</p>
<p>Misis1 : (habang hawak ang talong) Alam mo, naalala ko yung &#8220;kwan&#8221; ng mister ko pag hawak ko tong talong . . .</p>
<p>Misis2 : (napanganga) Aba&#8217;y bakit? Ganyan kalaki?</p>
<p>Misis1 : Hinde!.! (hawak pa rin ang talong) Ganyan KAITIM!</p>
<p>Misis2 : (Kumuha ng patatas) Ako naman naalala ko yung balls ng asawa ko pag nakakakita ako ng patatas.</p>
<p>Misis1 : Bakit? Ganyan ba kalaki yung sa mister mo?</p>
<p>Misis2 : Hinde no!?! Ganyan KADUMI!!! whapakkk!<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
Wife: Lab, may taning na ang buhay ko.<br />
Huling gabi ko na ito, let&#8217;s make love.<br />
Husband: Heh! tumigil ka nga. Maaga pa akong gigising bukas,<br />
buti ikaw, hindi na. (oo nga naman hehe)<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
Magkumare nag-chichikahan?<br />
Mare1 : Kinakausap mo ba ang mister mo habang nakikipag-sex ka?<br />
Mare2 : Hindi ah! Pinapatay ko ang celphone ko para di niya ako<br />
matawagan. Toinkz!!!<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
Anak: Nay! Dalaga na Ko, may mens na ko..<br />
Nanay: Aber, anong kulay?<br />
Anak: Dark Brown po..<br />
Nanay: Tigilan mo ako Danilo ha! Ebak yan at nde mens! (awww baho)<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
Husband: (lasing) darling yung CR natin, parang me multo.<br />
Wife: Bakit?<br />
Husband: Kasi pag binubukasan ko yung pintuan, umiilaw.<br />
Wife: Animal ka! Ikaw pala umiihi sa REF!!!<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
Q &#8211; Bakit bulaklak ang design ng pant?<br />
A &#8211; kasi alay sa mga patay na buhok.<br />
Q &#8211; Bakit sa brief wala?<br />
A kasi meron ng nakatirik na kandila.<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
Bold show ni Osang:<br />
Paghubad niya ng damit at bra, palakpak at sigawan ang lahat ng kalalakihan.<br />
Paghubad ng panty, tumahimik lahat.</p>
<p>Osang: Anong nangyari sa inyo?<br />
BOY: Hindi kami makapalakpak ng isang kamay lang. (oo nga naman)<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
Doctor berates Wife: You are not good in bed!<br />
Then, doctor goes to work, later calls his wife. Eight rings before she answers.<br />
Doctor: What took you so long?<br />
Wife: I&#8217;m in bed, getting a second opinion. (arggh)<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
A sad story:</p>
<p>A child is jealous of his newborn brother which is always breastfed by their mother. So he puts poison to their mom&#8217;s breast. Early in the moring, their driver died! (patay kang driver ka haha!)<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
Theme song ng mga kasal na tao:<br />
1 &#8211; 10 years: Araw -araw, Gabi &#8211; Gabi<br />
11 &#8211; 25 years: Gaano Kadalas ang Minsan?<br />
over 26 years: Maalaala Mo kaya? (ngorks!)<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
Man raped Woman:<br />
MAN: After 9 months you are going to bear a child and you will name him HERCULES.<br />
WOMAN: After 9 days your penis will bear rashes and you will call it HERPES! (yari ka!)<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
3 Vampire&#8217;s at the resto:<br />
RICH: Give me fresh blood.<br />
MIDDLE CLASS: Give me dinuguan.<br />
POOR: Hot water lang. (Took out a used Modess). Hirap ng buhay, tsaa na lang ako. (eeeww!)<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
Woman: Doc, there&#8217;s a bee inside my pussy!<br />
Doctor: ok, i&#8217;ll put honey on my dick as bait.<br />
Woman: Doc, why are you pushing up and down?<br />
Doctor: Change of plan, I&#8217;ll drown the bee instead.<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
A young boy was f*cking the dog when his mom entered the the room. Both stared at each other and not a word was said. Then the boy break the silence and said: &#8220;Kesa naman magdrugs ako?&#8221; (pede..pede..lol)<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
BOY BASTOS: Yaya, pasubok nung ginagawa nyo ng driver natin.<br />
Yaya: Bata ka pa, tumigil ka dyan.<br />
BOY BASTOS: Big boy na ko yaya.<br />
Yaya: Tumigil ka riyan, ha&#8230; ahhh ohhh<br />
BOY BASTOS: Eh di itigil&#8230;<br />
Yaya: Subukan mong tumigil&#8230; tatadyakan kita. (ayos hehe!)<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
Guy has kiss mark and need to explain to his wife. When he got home, the dog jumped on him. Aha!<br />
Man: Honey, look what the dog did to my neck!<br />
Wife: That&#8217;s nothing. look what he did to my boobs! (tada!)</p>
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		<title>Connect-Ed at Aniboom</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 05:54:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>raredog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember my post about the 3D Pinoy movie who&#8217;s looking for a sponsor? Well sad to say, it didn&#8217;t materialize. However the good news is that the 3D Movie &#8220;Connect-Ed&#8221; is now an official entry at the Aniboom Awards 2008, and its doing well on the stats! By the way, you might mistaken it with [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_RGDWD43dHXE/SYak2H3VHWI/AAAAAAAAAMA/BL_5Dqv7gn8/s400/connect-ed.jpg" target="_self"><img class="alignleft" style="float: left; border-width: 5px; border-color: white;" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_RGDWD43dHXE/SYak2H3VHWI/AAAAAAAAAMA/BL_5Dqv7gn8/s400/connect-ed.jpg" alt="Ron Sapinoso's Connect-Ed" width="150" height="225" /></a></p>
<p>Remember my post about the <a href="http://www.websaytko.com/352-pinoy-3d-animator.html" target="_blank">3D Pinoy movie</a> who&#8217;s looking for a sponsor? Well sad to say, it didn&#8217;t materialize. However the good news is that the 3D Movie &#8220;<a href="http://www.aniboom.com/video/284194/connect%20ed" target="_blank"><strong>Connect-Ed</strong></a>&#8221; is now an official entry at the Aniboom Awards 2008, and its doing well on the stats!</p>
<p>By the way, you might mistaken it with another movie of the same title. Im talking about the upcoming movie of Barbie Xu <em>(Meteor Garden)</em> titled &#8221; Connected&#8221;. Ron&#8217;s title has hypen on it, thus &#8220;Connect-Ed&#8221;. Actually that will be free publicity for Ron, and Barbie as well haha! If only Ron can give us some <a href="href=&quot;http://www.inkhead.com/" target="_blank">promotional items</a> like keychain, I guess that will be the day!</p>
<p>With a very talented 3D animator like Ron Sapinoso I&#8217;m sure Connect-Ed has a big chance of winning! This will also be a big exposure for him and his works, and the whopping $50,000 worth of cash and prizes will just come in as bonus, lol! Let&#8217;s support this Pinoy 3d Artist by watching and rating his movie at Aniboom.</p>
<p>Click here to watch <a href="http://www.aniboom.com/video/284194/connect%20ed" target="_blank">Connect-Ed</a></p>
<p><a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/3D">3D</a> <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/Pinoy">Pinoy</a> <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/Aniboom">Aniboom</a> <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/Connect-Ed">Connect-Ed</a></p>
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		<title>Pinoy 3D Animator</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 03:04:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>raredog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Confined in his room for most of the day. Sitting in front of his computer doing what he likes best&#8230;making 3D animation. This is the usual scenario at the house of this very talented gentleman from Cavite. His name is Ron Sapinoso, an artist, writer, animator, and a digital filmaker, and even having cerebral palsy [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">Confined in his room for most of the day. Sitting in front of his computer doing what he likes best&#8230;making 3D animation. This is the usual scenario at the house of this very talented gentleman from Cavite. His name is <strong>Ron Sapinoso</strong>, an artist, writer, animator, and a digital filmaker, and even having cerebral palsy would not stop him from doing his craft. Good thing he doesn&#8217;t need a dearly device like <a href="http://www.portablenebs.com/tripleoximeter.htm" target="_blank">pulse oximeter</a> for his malady, for I think he has no means of income right now.</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">He&#8217;s latest project <em>(the video above)</em> is this 3D movie titled <strong>&#8220;Connect Ed&#8221;</strong>. The story bring us 7 years after World War III, where a cunning robot got rebooted and discovered that he&#8217;s alone. And searching for his creator would be his ultimate challenge and adventure. By the way Ron is searching for any good hearted souls to sponsor this first of a kind 3D Animated film that is 100% made by Pinoy, to be shown in local cinema/theaters. Let&#8217;s give support to talented Pinoy&#8217;s like Ron. By the way, you can check more of his creative works on his <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/roninjener" target="_blank">YouTube Channel</a></p>
<p><a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/pinoy">pinoy</a> <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/3d%2c+animator">3d, animator</a> <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/cerebral+palsy">cerebral palsy</a> <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/connect+ed">connect ed</a> <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/ron+sapinoso">ron sapinoso</a></p>
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		<title>Pinoy Motorcycle Rider Uses HHO</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 02:57:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>raredog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Motorhack -  A motorcycle rider and a forum member of motorcyclephilippines.com, who Just like what his alias means &#8211; literally hacks his motor! You wouldn&#8217;t believe it but this pinoy rider who owns a Yamaha DT claims that he&#8217;s been using 70% HHO 30% gas to powered his motorbike for two months now. And much [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;"><img class="alignleft" style="float: left; border: white 7px solid;" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_RGDWD43dHXE/SY3EGprZ5FI/AAAAAAAAAuo/f9c0NURE92Q/s400/avatar71857_3.jpg" alt="motorhack of MCP" width="89" height="125" />Motorhack -  A motorcycle rider and a forum member of <a href="http://www.motorcyclephilippines.com" target="_blank">motorcyclephilippines.com</a>, who Just like what his alias means &#8211; literally hacks his motor! You wouldn&#8217;t believe it but this pinoy rider who owns a Yamaha DT claims that he&#8217;s been using 70% HHO 30% gas to powered his motorbike for two months now. And much more amazing is that almost 99 percent of the materials he utilized to build this device can  be found at anybody&#8217;s home (<em>ika nga eh homemade talaga!</em>), particularly inside the kitchen. Its so funny that during his first attempt he even uses a catsup squeeze bottle. And eventually it works! Iba talaga ang Pinoy! Madiskarte! Bilib ako syo bro! <img src='http://www.websaytko.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="425" height="350" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Cf5BSk0wkmQ" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Cf5BSk0wkmQ"></embed></object></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://ezinearticles.com/?What-is-HHO&amp;id=1318028" target="_blank">ezinearticles.com</a> describes HHO as:</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">HHO is Hydrogen + Hydrogen + Oxygen. How does the HHO system work? When the HHO systems splits water (H2O) into its components the H2O to HHO conversion takes place. HHO is also known as Green Gas, Hydroxy, Di-Hydroxy, and Water gas. The electrolysis of water produces a burnable Green Gas. HHO is a green gas that is the wave of the future. HHO auto conversion creates a hybrid car, which are now water powered cars using the technology of HHO.</p>
</blockquote>
<p style="text-align: justify;">In this time of fuel crisis. Any fuel saving devices or tips that can help alleviate people lives are very much welcome by motorist worldwide. Let&#8217;s just hope that our government would support this kind of initiative.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Photos on how to assemble the device &#8211; <strong><a title="HHO Device Photos" href="http://raredog.jalbum.net/Project%20HHO/" target="_blank">HERE!</a></strong></p>
<p><a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/green+gas">green gas</a> <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/HHO">HHO</a> <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/motorcycle">motorcycle</a> <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/motorhack">motorhack</a> <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/pinoy">pinoy</a> <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/rider">rider</a> <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/water+as+fuel">water as fuel</a> <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/yamaha+dt">yamaha dt</a></p>
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		<title>Colorful Journey of Arnel Pineda</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 03:14:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>raredog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Arnel Pineda &#8211; The phenomenal singer from the Philippines, and now the world! Kudos to his friend Noel Gomez for uploading videos of Arnel on Youtube. Its where the popular rock group Journey found Arnel. And from there begins the megalosaurus and colorful journey of Arnel. If only Queen (band who popularized Bohemian Rhapsody)  was [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a title="Arnel Pineda" href="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_RGDWD43dHXE/SYalHtNh8rI/AAAAAAAAAM4/oL_31LYHdbA/s400/arnel-pineda.jpg" target="_self"><img class="alignleft" style="float: left; border:  white 5px solid;" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_RGDWD43dHXE/SYalHtNh8rI/AAAAAAAAAM4/oL_31LYHdbA/s400/arnel-pineda.jpg" alt="" width="200" height="179" /></a>Arnel Pineda &#8211; The phenomenal singer from the Philippines, and now the world! Kudos to his friend Noel Gomez for uploading videos of Arnel on Youtube. Its where the popular rock group Journey found Arnel. And from there begins the megalosaurus and colorful journey of Arnel.</p>
<p>If only Queen (<em>band who popularized Bohemian Rhapsody</em>)  was still active I think they would be haggling with Journey to have Arnel as their lead vocals, Im sure Arnel would also be fitted to be their band lead vocals since Arnel (<em>and Yjoz</em>) loves to sing Queen songs too.</p>
<p>I idolized Arnel Pineda from way way back (<em>early 80&#8242;s</em>), during the time Ali Mall was the best mall there is in Manila, he was then performing at Shakeys with the Yjoz Band. The place was full-packed everytime they perform.</p>
<p>And now, year 2008, A dream come true for Arnel, for he has been making waves in the international scene by performing live with the <a href="http://www.journeyband.com/node/426" target="_blank">rock band Journey</a> as their lead vocals!  The crowd loves him! They feel Arnel has revitalized the group and has been born again. And the band members just feel the same. They feel fortunate to have found Arnel!</p>
<blockquote><p><em><strong>&#8221; I think Arnel is &#8216;the business!&#8217; the guy can really sing! He handles the ballads with so much heart, and belts the rockers as hard, and melodically, as anyone I have heard. The songs are sensational &#8211; wonderfully crafted and deep, and so focused, you may wonder where they all came from.&#8221;</strong> </em>from the astounded Kevin Shirley (<em>producer of Revelation</em>)</p></blockquote>
<p>Journey recently completed a new studio album called &#8220;<a href="http://www.journeymusic.com/home.html" target="_blank">Revelation</a>&#8221; which was released on June 3, 2008, in the US.</p>
<p>Watch the <strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HjcCzgCCX0" target="_blank">video</a></strong> that catches the attention of Neal Schon.</p>
<p>We will be waiting for your concert here in the Philippines Arnel! The Filipinos are very proud of you!  <img src='http://www.websaytko.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>PANGTANGGAL STRESS!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 12:24:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>raredog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Misis : Darling, ano ang tawag sa isang asawa na sexy,           maganda, hindi selosa, mapagmahal, masipag, mapagkalinga, masarap           magluto?   Mister: Guni-guni!         ***   TANONG: Paano mo sasabihin sa isang babae na mataba siya                 nang hindi siya mababastos?   SAGOT: &#8216;Uhm, excuse me, miss&#8230;Mang Tomas ba ang lotion                 mo?&#8217;  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>  Misis : Darling, ano ang tawag sa isang asawa na sexy,<br />
          maganda, hindi selosa, mapagmahal, masipag, mapagkalinga, masarap<br />
          magluto?</p>
<p>  Mister: Guni-guni!</p>
<p>        ***</p>
<p>  TANONG: Paano mo sasabihin sa isang babae na mataba siya<br />
                nang hindi siya mababastos?</p>
<p>  SAGOT: &#8216;Uhm, excuse me, miss&#8230;Mang Tomas ba ang lotion<br />
                mo?&#8217;  &lt; oink! &gt;</p>
<p>        ***</p>
<p>   Aanhin ko ang napakalaking bahay, mamahaling sasakyan,<br />
   milyun-milyong kayamanan, at masasarap na pagkain kung<br />
   ang kapit-bahay ko ang may-ari ng mga iyun?! Ngeks!</p>
<p>        ***</p>
<p>   Nanay: Ano &#8216;tong malaking zero sa test paper mo?</p>
<p>   Anak : Hindi po &#8216;yan zero, &#8216;Nay. Naubusan lang ng star<br />
          ang teacher ko kaya binigyan niya ako ng moon! Moon lang &#8216;yan,<br />
          &#8216;Nay,promise!</p>
<p>        ***</p>
<p>        Mga sikat na salawikain:</p>
<p>        Better late than pregnant.<br />
        Kapag may tiyaga, good luck!<br />
        Aanhin pa ang damo&#8230;kabayo ba ako?<br />
        Do unto others, then, run! Run! Run!<br />
        Ang hindi magmahal sa sariling wika ay<br />
        lumaki sa ibang bansa.<br />
        Ang lalaking nagigipit, sa bakla kumakapit.</p>
<p>        ***</p>
<p>        Guro: Sino si Jose Rizal?</p>
<p>        Juan: Di ko po kilala.<br />
        Guro: Ikaw Pepe?<br />
        Pepe: Di ko rin po kilala&#8230;<br />
        Guro: Di nyo kilala si Jose Rizal?<br />
        Pedro: Ma&#8217;m, baka po sa kabilang section sya!</p>
<p>        ***</p>
<p>        Paano humamon ng AWAY ang &#8230;<br />
        BULAG?<br />
        Magpakita kayo mga Duwag!</p>
<p>        DULING?<br />
        Isa Isa Lang! para patas ang Laban!</p>
<p>        PILAY?<br />
        Patay kung Patay! Walang Takbuhan!</p>
<p>        ***</p>
<p>        Pedro: Pare balita ko bading ka daw. totoo ba?!<br />
        Ambo: Pare, Mga chismax lang &#8216;yun galing sa mga chuvanes<br />
              na walang magawa sa mga chenilyn nila&#8230;.  chura nila! hmpf!</p>
<p>        ***</p>
<p>        Boy: Di na tuloy ang kasal natin<br />
        Girl: Bakit?!<br />
        Boy: Kuya mo kasi eh!<br />
        Girl: Hindi no! Gusto ka ng Kuya ko!<br />
        Boy: Yun nga eh&#8230;gusto ko rin ang kuya mo!</p>
<p>        ***</p>
<p>        BALIW (tumawag sa mental hospital):<br />
               Hello&#8230; may tao po ba sa Room 168?</p>
<p>        Telephone Operator: Wala po, bakit?<br />
        Baliw: Check ko lang kung nakatakas talaga ako!</p>
<p>        ***</p>
<p>        Bigo ka ba sa luv? eto ang mga BEST partners :</p>
<p>        Kuba: Mapagkumbaba<br />
        Pilay: Hindi ka tatakbuhan<br />
        Bulag: walang paki sa looks mo<br />
        Pipi: Hindi nagbibitiw ng bad words<br />
        Duling: Hindi ka hahayaang mag-isa!</p>
<p>        ***</p>
<p>        American guy named Paul challenged a Filipino:<br />
        American: Use my name 4 times in a sentence!<br />
        Pedro: Paul, be carePaul, you might Paul in the swimming Paul.</p>
<p>        ***</p>
<p>        Quote for the Day&#8230;</p>
<p>        Ang Buhay ay parang bato&#8230; it is HARD !!</p>
<p>        ***</p>
<p>        Love is a hidden fire, a pleasant sore, a soothing pain,<br />
        an agreeable torment, a sweet wound, in short &#8211; a gentle death! Ang<br />
        lalim! Grabe&#8230;! Dati Love is blind lang, eh!</p>
<p>        ***</p>
<p>        Mister: Di ko na kaya problema ko!<br />
        Misis:  Hon, problema natin ito, tayo ang magkasama sa<br />
                buhay, lahat ng problema mo problema ko&#8230; ano problema natin?<br />
        Mister: Nabuntis ko si Inday!<br />
        Misis:  Ngeee       </p>
<p>        ***</p>
<p>        Kapag may kaaway ka, tandaan mo&#8230;dito lang ako&#8230; dito<br />
        lang talaga ako&#8230;tapos dyan ka lang, wag kang pupunta dito! Baka<br />
        madamay ako..   </p>
<p>        ***</p>
<p>        Prospective Employer to Applicant:<br />
        &#8216;So why did you leave your previous job?&#8217;</p>
<p>        Applicant: &#8216;The company relocated and they did not tell<br />
                    me where!&#8217;</p>
<p>        ***</p>
<p>        Juan: Birthday ng asawa ko&#8230;<br />
        Pedro: Ano regalo mo?<br />
        Juan: Tinanong ko kung ano gusto niya.<br />
        Pedro: Ano naman sinabi?<br />
        Juan: Kahit ano basta yung may DIAMOND.<br />
        Pedro: Ano binigay mo?</p>
<p>        Juan: Ha, eh di, &#8230;..  Baraha.</p>
<p>Source: via email</p>
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		<title>Roadfill and Moymoy Palaboy</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 10:54:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>raredog</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pinoy Jokes etc..]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Im proud of this video you&#8217;ll about to see. Why? Because they are a true blooded Pinoy&#8217;s! They came from the beautiful city of Pasay! Their guts and adrenalins are super duper HIGH! They&#8217;ve poured a tremendous amount of effort, talent, and ideas in making their funny and brainsick videos. Their videos will make you forget [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_RGDWD43dHXE/SYbnr6rW0LI/AAAAAAAAAfk/-qVfcsWw6jw/s400/3D.jpg" alt="roadfill anf moymoy palaboy" width="250" height="188" /></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Im proud of this video you&#8217;ll about to see. Why? Because they are a true blooded Pinoy&#8217;s! They came from the beautiful city of Pasay! Their guts and adrenalins are super duper HIGH! They&#8217;ve poured a tremendous amount of effort, talent, and ideas in making their funny and brainsick videos.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Their videos will make you forget about your problems.  You&#8217;ll laugh like crazy upon watching their (faces) comic antics.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">You want proof? Try watching them with the volume turned down (100%). You&#8217;ll still have the same results. You&#8217;ll still LAUGH and LAUGH AND LAUGH!!!</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">And without further ado, I introduce to you 3D Roadfill and Moymoy!</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><span id="more-279"></span></p>
<p>My Favorite &#8211; <strong>Ordertaker by Parokya ni Edgar</strong><br />
<center><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="425" height="350" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/a0CDCMxzk_w" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/a0CDCMxzk_w"></embed></object><br />
One of their latest &#8211; <strong>LOW by Flo Rida ft T-Pain</strong><br />
 <object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="425" height="350" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sJzUsiOx36w" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sJzUsiOx36w"></embed></object></center></p>
<p>P.S. <strong>3D</strong> means <strong>D&#8217; Demented Duo</strong> Keep it up guys!!!</p>
<p>Watch more of their videos in youtube <strong><a title="moymoypalaboy video collection" href="http://www.youtube.com/user/moymoypalaboy" target="_blank">HERE!</a></strong></p>
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		<title>Pinoy Blogsite and Website owners!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 12:41:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>raredog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello there Kabayan! Attention: Blogsite and Website owners! Greetings and Mabuhay! specially to all the  members of S.A.W. (Sikat Ang Websaytko! Topsite). I&#8217;m proud to announce that the new S.A.W. is up and running. You can now visit it and submit your url/link to this 100% Pinoy Directory. Just be sure to pick the right [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="center"><strong> <a href="http://www.sikatangwebsaytko.info" target="_blank"><img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_RGDWD43dHXE/SYanYslSIbI/AAAAAAAAATs/CEY_7-kUl40/s400/logo-1.jpg" border="0" alt="" width="450" height="138" /></a></strong></p>
<p><strong>Hello there Kabayan! Attention: Blogsite and Website owners!</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>Greetings and Mabuhay!</strong> specially to all the  members of S.A.W. (Sikat Ang Websaytko! Topsite). I&#8217;m proud to announce that the <a href="http://www.sikatangwebsaytko.info" target="_blank">new S.A.W.</a> is up and running. You can now visit it and submit your url/link to this 100% Pinoy Directory. Just be sure to pick the right category that fits your site description. Porno, gambling, hacking, cracks, or other similar sites are as usual not allowed.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Updated June 5, 2008 &#8211; Im happy to announce it&#8217;s now a PR2 Directory! <img src='http://www.websaytko.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>visit the site: <a href="http://www.sikatangwebsaytko.info" target="_blank">sikatangwebsaytko.info</a></p>
<blockquote><p><strong>According to Wikipedia</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;A web directory or link directory is a directory on the World Wide Web. It specializes in linking to other web sites and categorizing those links.&#8221; Directory Submission For anyone trying to promote their website, submitting to directories can be a great means of getting free or cheap links to their site. Submitting to internet directories can be a valuable tool in your search engine optimization (SEO) strategy. If you are in a competitive industry and you don&#8217;t have a large number of backlinks pointing to your site then the major search engines (Google, MSN and Yahoo) won&#8217;t list your site high in their search engine results (SERPS). As the search engines are refining their techniques all the time it may be to your advantage to get links from related websites.</p>
<p>Niche Directories The search engines, especially Google are always improving their algorithms. They now provide more weight for a link from a site with the same topic. For example, a travel site will benefit more from a link from another travel site rather than a link from a legal site. For this reason, it is beneficial to have your site listed in directories related to your site. The internet has thousands of directories and there are directories for every niche you can think of. Examples included travel, business, finance, sports, webmaster, SEO, kids, blogs, entertainment, law, games, gambling and web hosting.</p></blockquote>
<p><a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/sikat+ang+websaytko">sikat ang websaytko</a> <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/directory">directory</a> <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/pinoy">pinoy</a> <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/bloggers">bloggers</a> <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/webmasters">webmasters</a></p>
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		<title>More than meets the Eye</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 12:04:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>raredog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was inside Sta Lucia East Grand Mall when I noticed from a distance a small crowd of people watching two large objects. At first I thought they were only mascots from some food chains. But when I come nearer that&#8217;s when I saw it clearly. It&#8217;s Megatron and Optimus Prime of the famous animated [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was inside Sta Lucia East Grand Mall when I noticed from a distance a small crowd of people watching two large objects. At first I thought they were only mascots from some food chains. But when I come nearer that&#8217;s when I saw it clearly. It&#8217;s Megatron and Optimus Prime of the famous animated film Transformers (during late 80&#8242;s). <span id="more-233"></span></p>
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<p>They are roaming around the mall for some picture taking with kids! (even adults love it! yeah!) What I am impressed about is that their costumes are not imported. They are 90% made of rubber component (usually use for making sandals) Nothing beats the Pinoys when it comes to creativity! </p>
<p><a href="http://technorati.com/tag/pinoy" rel="tag">pinoy</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/transformers" rel="tag">transformers</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/megatron" rel="tag">megatron</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/optimus+prime" rel="tag">optimus prime</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/sta+lucia+mall" rel="tag">sta lucia mall</a></p>
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