raredog funny photos

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V-Power (Vacuum Power)

I dunno what came up to my mind when I saw this arrow sign on a gas station somewhere in Telabastagan City, San Fernando, Pampanga. It just popped haha!

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Pee-saway in Meeh!

I saw this sign on a tree and the rest is peestory! (don’t worry, I only acted as if I was peeing hee hee)

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Photographer in Me

Apparently the owner of the sign were nowhere to be found, that I got the time to posed as if I was asking anyone for a photo shot for a measly five bucks hehe! (Good thing no one approach me haha!)

Desktop for Sale – P3700 only

If I do not like you, I will not sell to you.

This is only a partial PC with one GREAT component; The Power supply is a fanless heatpiped Thermaltake with that weighs so much that you would need a doctor if you dropped it on your foot.

PROCESSOR: Intel Pentium4 2.8GHz LGA775. It is fast enough to be useful. Not a dual core processor although you will not notice.

POWER SUPPLY: ThermalTake 350W fanless heatpiped power supply that cost more than this entire system costs now. Look:

Maxx6740 suggests that I sell this by itself. Look at it here .

If someone wants it, I”ll have to break up these components. It would be good for an HTPC, but you can get more efficient ones today for P2000. Also, it is not the Active Power Correction variety.

Because it has no fan, I have two fans on the back of the case although I only have one powered.

MOTHERBOARD: ECS P4M800-M7 motherboard with integrated graphics, sound, and network. It is nothing special except that it works and came with Windows XP from another box.

RAM: 1GB of DDR400 (512×2) DUAL pair by Crucial. I bought the two Dimms long ago and they have nice heat sinks, but they are old tech by now. The other pair of these I just sold for P750 and they attract a lot of interest.

HARD DISK: Two old 120GB Maxtor drives. They have not failed me in 5 years, but I can read; they have a bad reputation. Therefore, I copied one onto the other as a kind of backup insurance.

OPERATING SYSTEM: this Motherboard and HD came from a system that had Windows XP Pro. I can\\\’t find the CD. I\\\’ll edit this post if I find it.

CASE: OMG!!!! It is pathetic. You should hide this computer from your friends. This case is so cheap and flimsy that I am afraid to pick it up unless the side panels are fixed with two screws each. To make matters worse, I drilled many holes in it; that is duct tape you see in the picture to cover some of the holes.

CD DRIVE: some cheap samsung CD only.

KETCHUP: There is no ketchup. You might see DelMonte Sweet Chili Sauce. I have grown to like it. Does anyone have any DelMonte Sweet n Sour sauce?

TO REITERATE: This PC does not run on Ketchup as fuel. I\’ve heard that it does like to feed on small children though……………

I break down the components this way:

Case 0800

ram 0750

PS 1500

CPU 0800

MB 0800

HDs 1600

CD 300

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total 6450

I have a Watt meter and I find this system. It consumes 75 Watts when idle under Windows XP Pro with only one drive powered. Electricity is expensive.

I will try to add SOLD to this post when it is sold.

This computer needs a display, a keyboard, a and a mouse to be complete.

I am pricing this to be a deal. IF I DO NOT LIKE YOU, I WILL NOT SELL MY NICE COMPUTER CASE TO YOU. Tell me why I should sell to you.

Thanks to all viewers for not texting me too much.

DO NOT CALL AS I CANNOT HEAR MUCH, but DO NOT TEXT ME LIGHTLY! I do not like texting.

Use English only in text of

UGLY and tell me why I should be nice to you.

to me at 0921 368-**09 or message me here.

The best times to get a response would be from 7AM to 12 NOON and 7PM to 10PM.

gotcha!!! 😆

Things a naked man doesn’t wanna hear

Things a naked man doesn’t wanna hear during his first date with a girl.

1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it’s cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don’t we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It’s more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there’s a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4” bigger.
13. It’s ok, we’ll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there’s an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it’ll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn’t know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won’t take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. ####, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don’t we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn’t know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it’s hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I’ll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It’s a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you’re supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where’s the rest of it?

Is there something on your mind you that you want to add to the list? 😆